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Rude Gifts for Her. Rude Notebooks. Rude Secret Santa Gift for Him. Wildly Inappropriate Coffee Mugs. Coffee Cups with Rude Sayings. Rude Gifts Australia. Welcome to the Shameless Society! - Shameless Gift Society. In a world filled with Karens and Human Resources Rep, we are here to teach everyone that it is never too late to passively-aggressively tell someone to go f#@k themselves.

Welcome to the Shameless Society! - Shameless Gift Society

Birthed in the slums of Newcastle NSW by our basic parent company; Giftware Direct. But after growing tired of their basic arse giftware, We decided to break free from them and branch out into the world of the giftware that is inappropriately obnoxious and downright Rude… They still pay our bills though. So guess we better tell you more about our shit.Providing the best quality products that we could be bothered to sourced; All engravings are completed by our chunky(Yet Funky) laser engraving machine, It’s pretty sweet to watch if you’re into that kinda shit.Our Gifts are not for the faint-hearted, so if you are already offended then we would suggest keeping to the PG-rated section because It only gets worse from here.

You’re most likely get a response from us Monday to Friday during the hours of 8am- 4pm. How to stay out of trouble with HR - Shameless Gift Society. Listen, this isn’t the first time you have felt this way.

How to stay out of trouble with HR - Shameless Gift Society

Wanting to tell someone at work to fuck off is normal. But how do you do it? How do you get around that Toby Flinderson of a HR rep, while expressing how you really feel? I’ll fucking tell ya how. Having rewatched the American Office many times over the years I have learnt a few things here and there. Who grinds your gears? Once the devil is acknowledged you can get to work on your holy water spritzer you plan on serving. You could even if one dared too; make it a little personal. Get a ”Go duck yourself pen. Bat Shit Crazy in Iso - Shameless Gift Society. So it’s happening.

Bat Shit Crazy in Iso - Shameless Gift Society

The end of the world is near and all I have to show for it is a fucking 12 pack of shit tickets and 3 packets of two-minute noodles… I never thought it would end like this. With China playing the blame game over who ate the “cave chicken” first and the US acting like a child, being upset over someone else making the headlines it won’t be long till we find ourselves going to war now. World War Three is gunna be a real downer. That being said, it’s time to learn a skill that is more useful. Perhaps I can learn to navigate great oceans? Hooch hoe it is then. Now. Guess the real first question is what type of alcohol would I like to make? According to Google, they use zip lock bags, fruit cocktail, oranges, sugar, tomato sauce, and hot water… Ahhh sounds easy enough? This was and still is as far as the Pruno production went. My Fat Cat & Wine Addiction - Shameless Gift Society. Well… here we are, just you and I and my severely overweight cat that won’t stop trying to sit on my keyboard.

My Fat Cat & Wine Addiction - Shameless Gift Society

I’m honestly concerned that the sheer force of him will crush my keypad alone. I’m also very nervous about my wine glass that he keeps lightly tapping when he thinks I’m not looking. How did I create such a large monster? Anyways, because of all this self-isolation bullshit, I have spent way to much time inside and honestly if you could receive “achievements” on NetFlix like you can on video games I would have been crowned fucking champion by now.Recently I have reached the point that one should never reach. I was on the couch in my trackies, having a good cry. That poor man, that poor, gay, gun-slinging red neck of a man.He deserves better. While mid-shower I hatched a plan.

Firstly, I’ll start off small, the bathroom will do.Half-empty shampoo bottles ain’t shit to me.Leftover wax strips? Finito. “I’m gonna fuck this Kitchen up” First off, The cutlery draws. Cupboard Cocktails - Shameless Gift Society. Lord behold, we can go shopping again.

Cupboard Cocktails - Shameless Gift Society

Does that mean I’m gonna go shopping? Show my face in public? SOCIALIZE WITH PEOPLE IN PERSON? No, no it doesn’t. So here I am, staring at my cupboard trying to think of a quick dessert that doesn’t involve oats. While thinking of new ways to spice up the oats I pulled the peanut butter and the caramel sauce that has been in my cupboard for god knows how long out to breathe. Before we dive into this though I wanna flag a few things first. Now let’s gather all the essentials.