"How To Bullshit Your Way Through Any Essay" by K W Schroeder. If there is one thing college kids neglect the most, besides basic diet and hygiene, it’s the homework assignment essay.
Hastily written and utterly unedited the night before it’s due, the modern essay has become something of a nightmare for lackadaisical college students. But writing an essay that seems like it was written by someone with more than a double-digit IQ is not nearly as difficult as it seems, I assure you. Even the laziest Guitar Hero II god can whiz through an essay that reads like it was written by F. Scott Motherfucking Fitzgerald. Cheerleader - Incest/Taboo. When Jamie met Heather and Janice that night at Sheri's house, Heather let them in the back door and they found their way into the study where they hunkered down to wait.
After a short wait, they heard Sheri and John coming in the door. Being careful not to make any noise, they carefully peeked out the study door into the living room, which they were able to easily see all of. As John sat on the couch, Sheri pulled a beer out of the wetbar and opened it, taking a big swallow before handing it to John. John grinned as he drank the beer, almost spilling it as Sheri sat on his lap and snuggled up to him. Putting the 'Prod' in Productivity. New Write or Die iOS App!
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