That Time Of The Month: The Internet's Best Period-Related iPad SExpand Apple's iPad announcement earlier this afternoon prompted a score of WTFing across the internet, prompting many to ask, "Are there any women on Apple's marketing team?" Answer: Apparently not. (Period.) From Twitter (for what it's worth, #iTampon is apparently the number three trending topic on the site.
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Women, the best freaking firewall in the world : funny One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world! The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
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