That Time Of The Month: The Internet's Best Period-Related iPad
Genius Bar War Stories - - Gizmodo
The Funniest Facebook Snafus Of All Time (PICTURES)
Top 100 Murphy's Laws on Computers » Technology Law Lawyers & At
JibJab - Funny eCards, Birthday Cards, and More at JibJab
FEATURED | Standard Madness The northern Virginia area is a popular destination for home buyers in search of real estate close to the Washington, D.C. There are many beautiful, charming neighborhoods that you might consider investing in when making a house buying decision. Ashburn Village is a large, master-planned community that was established more than two decades ago. Located […] Realtors and other home sales specialists have been saying for years that the one room that exerts the most influence on prospective buyers is the kitchen. This had led many hopeful sellers to spend significant amounts of money on kitchen remodeling projects, but they haven’t always experienced the success that they hoped for.
Mitch Hedberg quotes
The Rules for Calling In Sick - not afraid to be servicey - Gawk The absolute key to taking a sick day is taking two. Some manager at some point in my working career said, "If you're sick enough to take a sick day, you'd better be sick enough to take two." And by God his theory actually works. No one believes that on Thursday you suddenly fell sooo ill you could barely dial the phone, but yet on Wednesday you were seen laughing like a glue-snorting hyena after your buddy in production sent you an action motion pic of the company tight-ass fellating a fax machine, to then have the audacity to return on Friday barely eeking out a weak-throated semi-cough, but ostensibly appearing with undeniable "fun for me and fuck you" crumbs mashed in the corner of your mouth.
Women, the best freaking firewall in the world : funny One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world! The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
Hitler responds to the iPad