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That Time Of The Month: The Internet's Best Period-Related iPad. Genius Bar War Stories - - Gizmodo. OMG liquid and physical damage are the best! People come in to and try to explain away cracked screens as if it wasn't their fault somehow, or flat out lie about liquid damage. "Sir, unless you have the laptop sitting next to an air conditioner set to freezing temperatures and then immediately put it an oven, and did this repeatedly then it didn't 'just happen'". "No, the laptop didn't just stop working. It reaks of wine/whiskey/soda/animal piss. " "But, but, but, I spilled on it a year ago and it just stopped working now so it can't be related!

" I've mentioned this a while before, but one time I called to tell a customer about liquid damage (we didn't take reservations, you just dropped your machine off), and she said she hadn't spilled on it (fair enough as that happens a lot, but there was a roommate/family member/pet/friend who did). I explain that she might not have, but someone else did in fact spill something on the MacBook. Customer "Service". All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman.

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The absolute key to taking a sick day is taking two. Some manager at some point in my working career said, "If you're sick enough to take a sick day, you'd better be sick enough to take two. " And by God his theory actually works. No one believes that on Thursday you suddenly fell sooo ill you could barely dial the phone, but yet on Wednesday you were seen laughing like a glue-snorting hyena after your buddy in production sent you an action motion pic of the company tight-ass fellating a fax machine, to then have the audacity to return on Friday barely eeking out a weak-throated semi-cough, but ostensibly appearing with undeniable "fun for me and fuck you" crumbs mashed in the corner of your mouth.

Naw, if you’re calling out, you better do it with flair, sound like the second coming of the plague has infested your body, and perfect your waxy, depleted, "I spent two days vomiting my shoes" look once you return. Women, the best freaking firewall in the world : funny. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!)

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Data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world! The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months! Hitler responds to the iPad.