11 Types Of Songs Drunk People Like To Sing. 1. Angsty girl rock jams See: “Stay” by Lisa Loeb, “Criminal” by Fiona Apple, “Celebrity Skin” by Hole, “Ironic” by Alanis Morrisette, “Don’t Speak” by No Doubt, “Foolish Games” by Jewel When we get drunk, we all become very sad, lonely women and our inner Liz Lemon comes out. Suddenly, we are that episode where Liz Lemon enjoys a glass of wine on a treadmill and then drunk dials a co-op board, while singing Alanis Morrisette. 2. 80’s hair metal and rock anthems See: “More Than a Feeling” by Boston, “Sister Christian” by Night Ranger, “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey, “Sweet Child of Mine” by Guns ‘n Roses “Don’t Stop Believing” is the official national anthem of inebriated people everywhere, and the year the White Sox won the series in Chicago, you couldn’t trip over a drunk person without hearing it. 3.
See: “Rolling in the Deep” by Adele, “Fallin” by Alicia Keys, “I Believe I Can Fly” by R. However, drunk people should be forcibly detained when around Mariah Carey songs. 4. 5. 6. 7. Barry Manilow. Depeche Mode. The Cranberries :: New Album ROSES Out Now! The Kills - "Blood Pressures" Out April 4th 2011 (April 5th N.A.) Home - EMINEM. Tori Amos - Unrepentant Geraldines. Fall Out Boy. Fall Out Boy. The 10 Most Ridiculous Album Cover Trends of All Time. Nobody buys albums based on the cover alone. At least nobody we've ever met. But like all forms of mostly pointless commercial art, album covers are subject to ridiculous fads. Selling music and creating musical trends require talent, something that the people who get paid to make decisions have very little of. What they do have is the ability to convince themselves that their choice of cover photo is what made Thriller a hit.
And so, with an industry full of people getting paid loads of money to make decisions that don't matter, people are going to play it safe. . #10. For some reason, Jack Daniel's whiskey has broken ground that few other brands have: Its logo has become a popular base for album cover designs. You see a lot of bands using it because the actual logo contains a bunch of information about the whiskey itself, like what type it is and where it's made. At least one band has tried to jazz up the JD cover by putting a lingerie-clad woman over half of it. . #9. . #8. . #7. A-Z Lyrics Universe. 12 Most Ridiculous Similes in Music History. For those of us who were asleep and/or drunk all through grammar school, a simile is a comparison of two things using "like" or "as," such as "Our public education was as pointless as an edible bicycle seat.
" CRACKED offers the following lesson in similes-and how not to use them-as a community service, because we wish to make up for these shameful failures of our education system, and because "community service" is the part of our plea bargain that keeps us out of jail. Goo Goo Dolls - "Iris" Offending Lyric:"When everything feels like the movies, yeah you bleed just to know you're alive" We're not really sure what sort of movies the Goo Goo Dolls watch in their spare time. Maybe the Goo Goo Dolls confused the words "the movies" with "freshman and sophomore years of high school?
" Def Leppard - "Pour Some Sugar On Me" Offending Lyric:"Livin' like a lover with a radar phone" How exactly does a lover with a radar phone live? Culture Club - "Time" Offending Lyric:"Time is like a clock in my heart" Erasure (Andy Bell & Vince Clarke) | Official Website.