My Love Life Is Pretty Sad. My love life is pretty sad, that’s no joke.
Like many other women and men, I keep going after the wrong guy or girl. My therapist says I do it because I “enjoy opening up wounds and don’t think I deserve to be loved” but I think she probably wasn’t single as she rounded out her 20s and should STFU. In July of 2012 I had a blowout of a breakup with this guy and several friends of mine encouraged me to join okcupid. They also used the site and thought it would be a good way to distract myself and possibly meet someone new. I made a profile and looked at a few people, then didn’t check it again for a few months. The first guy who asked me to do something said he was new to Memphis and was 48 years old. Me: Hey, sorry, but it looks like I am going to have to work late. Him: Are you serious? Me: Can’t believe y’all broke up. Here’s a list of some “introductory” messages after that exchange I got that I never replied to. “I love the F word.” “TiVo!” “What is your apocalypse escape plan?”
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Putting our alarm clocks/phones within close enough reach that we can hit the snooze button seven times without ever actually realizing we’ve woken up (until the chorus of “Fuck! Fuck! I’m so late!” As you brush your teeth in the shower). 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. Ryan Gosling Held A Water Bottle Today. Texts I’d Send Boys If I Was Always An Honest Person. I consider myself an honest person.
I just have this thing where I ‘m not honest with boys of interest because I’m afraid they’ll think I’m in love with them and I think it’s because on Entourage if a girl did anything at all they called her crazy. If I had never seen Entourage and was comfortable with my deepest, darkest, most honest feelings, these are some of the texts I would have and should have sent to various dick-bearing creatures.
I know you cheated because I accidentally stalked you. It was one time and it was literally an accident. Why do you ask me questions that you could ask Google? I wrote about you for a writing class and everyone said you were a stupid jerk and they asked me where you lived so they could come bully you even the professor. The 25 Best Jokes About Harvard's March Madness Win. Whose Line is it Anyway – Things you can’t say about your girlfriend. The 35 Dumbest Things Ever Said On The Internet.
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Jonason Pauley and Jesse Perrotta remake the entire of Toy Story with the actual toys! Before you cast your judgement and think this is probably a stupid attempt at recreating one of the most loved animated films of all time, let me reassure you that this is a project so well thought-out and meticulously put together that when watching it, you kind of forget that it’s not the real thing.
To cut a (two year) long story short, film-makers Jonason Pauley and Jesse Perrotta have re-made Toy Story using official merchandise, a lot of craft ,a handful of willing actors and the entire audio of the original film. It is, in short, genius – the car chase at the end may as well be the real film, I’m not kidding. We’ve seen “sweded” films before, particularly in Michel Gondry’s Be Kind Rewind where Jack Black and Mos Def succeed in remaking the entire of GhostBusters from scratch, but why does it constantly appeal?
Jonason Pauley and Jesse Perrotta: Toy Story: The Live Action Remake Jonason Pauley and Jesse Perrotta: Toy Story: The Live Action Remake. Canvas . - meechisuarez: thestrengthofabutterfly: You,...