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I Never Want to Stop Watching This Incredible Vine Compilation Video. The US standard railroad gauge is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.
That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US Railroads. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that’s the gauge they used. 20 Most Hilarious YouTube Videos Under 20 Seconds Long.
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After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. 582658_10151224506321019_1008432838_n.jpg (585×720) Slam Demons.
Words by Adam Creagan | Illustrations by James Callahan A rather grim reggae lyric once proclaimed: “There’s six million ways to die—choose one.”
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But please do not copy the list in it’s entirety. Explanations of these events: a) I did myself, and either got in trouble or commended. (I had a Major shake my hand for the piss bottle thing, for instance.) b) I witnessed another soldier do it. (Like the Sergeant we had, that basically went insane, and crucified some dead mice.) c) Was spontaneously informed I was not allowed to do. (Like start a porn studio.) d) Was the result of a clarification of the above. Pd3211.jpg (640×979) Chuck+Norris.gif (350×196) Pixar Intro Parody. 18 Accidentally Naughty Cartoons That Will Scar You for Life (PHOTOS)
Remember your childhood? Ah, the purity, the innocence. Well, forgot all of that. These 18 accidentally naughty cartoons are guaranteed to ruin your childhood forever… 13 Things About Your Childhood You Never Realized That Will Blow Your Mind. _m3cxuoTLMp1qz6f9yo1_r1_500.jpg (499×403) Skyrim Goes Live-Action With Freddie Wong In Today's Nugget From The Net. The Most Offensive Jokes Ever.
What is the most offensive joke ever?
Here are twenty answers to that question along with a little something extra at the end, in my list of the 20 funniest ever offensive jokes: (If you have ever been upset or offended by humor of any kind please do not read any further. This list includes racist jokes, sexist jokes, jokes about paedophilia etc). Q: What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? A: Santa Claus goes down the chimney. And here is a little something extra, cos you know I always like to go above and beyond – its a video of British comedian Jimmy Carr trying to find the most offensive joke ever based on the reaction of the audience. P.S. This is my favorite memo ever. (If you're easily offended, please don't read the following memo.
Thanks.) Prior to the release of South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut in 1999, the movie's creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, were asked repeatedly by the MPAA to alter the film in order for it to gain an R rating rather than an NC-17. Below is a now-legendary memo sent by Stone to the MPAA, in response to such a request. The first picture is of the whole memo; below that is a close-up of the text. Stereotypes. Beavis. ME DUSA! Ninja Skills. Old People are Badass. Death Metal Donkey. Can Men and Women be Friends Survey. Top 50 Funny Pictures of the Day – March 31th 2012. Husband banned from Target.
Husband banned from Target After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target. Dear Mrs. Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.. Not a single melon was given that day. Sad Batman is Sad. The 15 Best Staged Splash Mountain Photos.