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- StumbleUpon. Waterproof Home. Excerpt from Yesterday's Tomorrows: past visions of the American future, by Joseph J. Corn and Brian Horrigan; Summit Books (1984), page 83. The actual item is from a 1950 issue of Popular Mechanics. Because everything in her home is waterproof, the housewife of 2000 can do her daily cleaning with a hose. Scanned by Eric Benson, converted to HTML by Dan Bornstein, danfuzz@milk.com. Meagan gets her MRS: A Nice and Naughty Gift. 2funnylol.com - funny pictures and funny videos - Tried To Rob A Sex Shop. The Strange, Fascinating History of the Vibrator. Photo Credit: Shutterstock March 9, 2012 | Like this article? Join our email list: Stay up to date with the latest headlines via email. Victorian-era doctors disliked dealing with female patients. This highly masculinized profession saw women as overly emotional and barely capable of rational discussion of their bodies.

For a profession actively attempting to separate itself from the quacks selling cure-all tonics out of the back of wagons, treating women’s conditions provided little professional credibility or prestige. One of women’s most common medical conditions was broadly called “hysteria.” Male doctors found their hysterical and neurasthenic patients especially frustrating.

Beginning in 1869, inventors developed steam-powered massage machines for medical offices. Despite the very real physical relief offered by vibrators, many doctors preferred to believe the vibrator was an asexual device. Psychoactive Humor Vaults : Water FAQ - StumbleUpon. Flying Spaghetti Monster. The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism, a movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools.[3] Although adherents describe Pastafarianism as a genuine religion,[3] it is generally seen by the media as a parody religion.[4][5] The "Flying Spaghetti Monster" was first described in a satirical open letter written by Bobby Henderson in 2005 to protest the Kansas State Board of Education decision to permit teaching intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in public school science classes.[6] In that letter, Henderson satirized creationist ideas by professing his belief that whenever a scientist carbon-dates an object, a supernatural creator that closely resembles spaghetti and meatballs is there "changing the results with His Noodly Appendage".

History Internet phenomenon Positions Creation Afterlife Pirates and global warming. "75 More Accurate Answers to Questions Women Asked "Cosmo"" by BL1Y. I'll admit it, I read Cosmo. Frankly, it’s some of the most inadvertently hilarious literature out there. And also, I rub the perfume samples on my extra pillow and pretend like I have a girlfriend who just left for work (my imaginary girl is the breadwinner in this relationship, my fantasies don’t fool around). In the December 2010 issue there is a list of answers to 75 common questions girls want to know about guys, and of course, it's full of a bunch of feel-good trite gobbledeegook.

Here are those same questions, with the honest answers. 1. Yes, and 5 pounds to you is 15 to your bathroom scale. 2. Who the f*ck is Usher? 3. The dude who was just there before us. 4. Gray’s Papaya and dollar beers and he’s still not paying? 5. No. 6. By not screwing up again. 7. Introduce us to his girlfriend. 8. Yes. 9. When we think we can't do any better, or that trying would be too much of a hassle. 10.

Look, you asked if he could tell if you put on 5 or 10 pounds. 11. Yes. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18.