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Rick Ducommun. Richard "Rick" Ducommun (born July 3, 1956) is a Canadian actor and comedian, often seen in supporting roles on both television and the silver screen. Career[edit] References[edit] External links[edit] Rick Ducommun at the Internet Movie Database. The Fart That (Almost) Altered My Destiny | hahasforhoohas.com. Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that’s “Silent But Deadly” for you prudes). It was about five years ago. I was trying to lose a few pounds so I was staying away from carbs. That’s when I met my husband, Rob. He picked me up in a Cobra, Mustang and his pathetic attempt to win me over with a car totally worked.

We arrived at the restaurant and Rob was ordering food I hadn’t allowed myself to eat in years. That’s when it happened. On the way home in his Cobra, he tried to hold my hand and ask me lots of questions, but I wasn’t having any of it. My God, help me. The more I held it in, the more pain would shoot through my stomach and down my legs. “Wow, it’s that bad? “What? Jennifer Lawrence, Jack Nicholson Interruption Makes Waves After Oscars; Anne Hathaway on Big Win. What else is a geek dad to do... Conan O'Brien & Martha Stewart: Baked Alaska.