48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. The numbers on their heads are their actual ages today.
The 74-year-old magazine went under in 2004. Remember Josh Hartnett? Bart would be 33. He probably looks older now, this picture was taken from his MySpace page. A new episode of "Are You Afraid Of The Dark" hasn't come out in 12 years. 20 Funny 'Special Request' Pizza Box Drawings. Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone Else. To paraphrase E.B.
White, the perfect sentence is one from which nothing can be added or removed. Every word plays its part. In my more giddy moments I think that a simple comic strip featuring Calvin, a preternaturally bright six year-old, and Hobbes, his imaginary tiger friend, features some of the most lucid sentences committed to print. And when I sober up, I usually think exactly the same. Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes ran between 1985 and 1995. So here, in no particular order, is a selection of quotes that nail everything from the meaning of life to special underwear. (NOTE: Check out Part II: Sixteen MORE Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone Else) On life’s constant little limitations Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help. On expectations Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness!
On why we are scared of the dark Calvin: I think night time is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction. On the tragedy of hipsters. Funny or Die - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, and Funny Jokes. Mental_floss Blog & 11 Pencil Vs. Camera Images. 986 653Share10.7K Born in Abidjan, Ivory Coast and now living in Belgium, Ben Heine is an amazing artist who overlaps hand-drawn works of art with photos to create stunning images.
I selected eleven of his Pencil Vs. Camera images from his site, but you should check out all his awesome work if you have time. The little boy and the priest. The little boy, who had just started to read his book, brushed his hand away and replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
” Oh, I don’t know,” said the priest “How about God, Heaven and how you will burn in Hell if you sin? “OK,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
To which the little boy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is a God, or Heaven or why I will burn in Hell if I sin, when you don’t know shit?” Tip of the hat to Ed Kryslak for his contribution to this story. 7 Amazing Video Games Well Never Get to Play. Video games face the same gargantuan hurdle as every other creative medium: To get your property made, you have to first filter it through a lot of people who hate ideas almost as much as they love money.
Before you can create something truly novel, it must first survive the veritable gauntlet of assholes that is upper management. That's why we end up getting a new Tomb Raider sequel every year, even though anybody could ask the fans one simple question and be instantly presented with literally decades of blockbuster concepts. That question is: What's your brilliant, perfect, tragically nonexistent game idea? I asked the question once before, and then spent the rest of the afternoon punching the wall in furious despair that I would never get to play those games. Now, I'm asking it again, because I have the memory of a goldfish and I like pain. #7. If I'm going to put other people's game ideas out there for potential mockery and almost certain theft, it's only fitting that I go first. Stuff no one told US.. & Chicquero.
How You Can Spot A Republican: A Joke. The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level.
You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat. "