Shall Earth No More Inspire Thee by Emily Bronte. W. H. Auden, "Stop all the clocks . . ." Funny or Die - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, and Funny Jokes. Mocksession.com. The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History. Semmy Schilt: 3 Wins in 3 Rounds To get into the K-1 Grand Prix Finals, you have to win several zillion fights throughout the year. To win the Grand Prix, you have to beat three of the best kickboxers in the world in one night. In 2009, Semmy Schilt did that in stupidly record-breaking time. The karate snap kick is one of the first moves they teach children, probably because you can't hurt anyone with it.
It's a little flip of your knee that drives the ball of your foot straight out to let your enemy know it's safe to rape you. However, Semmy Schilt is 7 feet tall and his limbs act as natural particle accelerators. By the time his lazy jab or kick reaches you, it cracks against you like an elephant gun. In the quarter final, Semmy shut down Jerome Le Banner's nervous system with a snap kick to the liver in the first round.
In the finals, Semmy faced Badr Hari who had actually knocked Semmy out a few months earlier. Ramon Dekkers vs. Remy Bonjasky vs. Ernesto Hoost was fine. Ray Sefo vs. Guyism: Hot Girls, Humor, Videos, Photos, Sports, Beer, Celebrities. FilesBay - Rapidshare Search Engine, Rapidshare Megaupload Mediafire Search and Download.