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People sayings. Dumblaws. Dumb Laws in Illinois It is against the law to have sex with a corpse in Illinois Sex offenders in Illinois are prohibited from participating in holiday events like handing out candy at Halloween and Easter or dressing like Santa at Christmas, except under specific circumstances Those under 21 can drink legally, but they must be enrolled in a culinary program to do so It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.

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You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. Why americans should never be allowed to travel. I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

why americans should never be allowed to travel

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii? " I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa. "

The Funny Truth. Shorten: there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon I feel like i’m not supposed to be looking at this.

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The 15 Best Staged Splash Mountain Photos.