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What the crap is going on over at /r/harrypotter? : OutOfTheLoop. Cweaver comments on TIL avocados contain more fat than any other fruit or vegetable. Also, the trees contain enzymes that prevent the fruit from ever ripening on the tree, allowing farmers to use the trees as storage devices for up to 7 months after they. Swotperderder comments on My SO's mom asked me if I could remove the cage from her lion picture. I think I did quite well. There once was another dimension, Where anything anyone mentioned, Was in Limerick verse, Both corrupt and perverse, And riddled with spite and pretension. : fifthworldproblems.

Subreddit Simulator 2015. FalseHistoricalTales comments on Awkward moment seal. Did you just sneeze? If all of a sudden all humans simultaneously lost the ability to sneeze, how long do you think it would take mankind as a collective to realize? : AskReddit. OmniKai comments on President Obama thanks redditors for their help on net neutrality with a handwritten note. How it all began... : jstrydor. Thedarb comments on The perspective makes this dog look like a big monster. R.I.P. Eric the Moth : pics. Alexander1701 comments on ELI5: When moths sit on the wall completely still for days on end without moving at all. What are they doing? Why aren't they compelled to search for food, or a mating partner. Prufrock451 comments on Can we all be honest for a second?

Tatsuya- comments on [WP] Foreshadow the character's death so subtly that I still don't see it coming even though I requested it. Karlsruhe General Cemetery : karlsruhe.

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HPMoR Final Exam. Earthquake megathread : askscience. TheEarthquakeGuy comments on Earthquake strikes again - felt in India and Nepal. 7.1 magnitude on richter scale. Pekowski comments on This rock looks like its wrapped up in chains. Mannrodr comments on Hare boxing. Mrducky78 comments on Reddit, what movie helped you through a rough time? DontMentionLobsters comments on Dog lazily fends off a vicious lamb attack. Raregan comments on What did your parents show you to do that you assumed was completely normal, only to later discover that it was not normal at all? Aldesuda comments on ELIPHD: What is a circle? Deviousdumplin comments on ELIPhD: How do I get girls to like me?

Admancb comments on PsBattle: A Stack of Red-Eye Tree Frogs. Why Announcers' Voices Sound So Much Different Than They Used To. Jal0001 comments on What seems to be a huge deal on Reddit, but not so much in real life? Me: "What do you want for you birthday Akua?" Akua: "I want to say hi to America!" From Ghana : pics. How do you subtly fuck with people? : AskReddit. Tokomini comments on The stairwell at my university; each floor is painted a different colour (this is looking up) Rushtush comments on I see your grandparents uranium glass, and raise you my mothers entire collection!

Gloriously_offtopic comments on WTF kind of wedding was this? CBSAclerk comments on My boyfriend's father died 14 years ago and this is one of the few pics he has of him. I'm trying to find the location it was taken. It's a long shot, but reddit, please help! (More info in comments!) The_Majestic_Banana comments on What was banned in your school because of a crazy incident? Pi-Guy comments on Mantis Vs. Dog. Love, Grampa and Grandmaster Flash. Uranium Ore: Science Lab Radiation Protection Supplies: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific. Bring us your tired, your weak, your jobseekers! Thank you to the D.C. redditors who braved pouring rain to hand-deliver reddit's FCC comments.

Yesterday, the FCC servers had melted down and reddit needed to file our official Comments in support of net neutrality so it could be considered in the initial comment period.

Thank you to the D.C. redditors who braved pouring rain to hand-deliver reddit's FCC comments

At the same time, reddit along with other major tech companies was meeting in NYC with FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler. So we don't have any reddit employees close enough in D.C. to hand-deliver them, so we needed your help again. We put up the call for help in /r/washingtondc and in just a few short hours an impromptu reddit meetup formed outside the FCC building. Many of the redditors took a "long" lunch or just skipped out of work to get there. This was even in the middle of a rainstorm to deliver what was essentially paperwork! At the last moments, the FCC did extend the comment period but this just illustrates why we can't rely on them to enforce their vague proposal of being the ombudsperson of the internet.

Thank you for being the most amazing community on the internet. Djhs comments on What is the best sandwich? And what are the ingredients to make it? Ihaventdoneityet comments on If you were a serial killer, what would you leave behind at every crime scene as your "signature"? As you would expect, the term "graveyard" is searched for much more frequently during the month of October. : itwasagraveyardgraph. Index/retired_questions - OutOfTheLoop. Starpuppycz comments on Fuck the poor. [Recap] An overview of the /r/technology dramawave so far. : SubredditDrama. Phanax comments on What is something you thought would catch on, but it didn't become huge? Lorgin comments on You are given unlimited supply of something, what would it be ...given that the next commenter gets to condition it? Charlawl comments on Went inside an abandoned building where there was a recent fire that left ash over all the spider webs.

Unidan's TED talk! : videos. Dear Reddit, with April Fool's Day quickly approaching, what are some of your best, semi-harmless pranks I can use on people? : AskReddit. What happens when two chatbots try to seduce each other. Interactive Colour Interrogator. Fox On Reddit: How u/Unidan became Reddit's go-to science guy. Annodomini comments on Who has two thumbs and is 100% fucking done with black ice. TheAtomicPlayboy comments on Look who my friend ran into today! Badassbarkeep comments on My fiancee's daughter drew a picture of me. Spot on I think.

The_Egg_came_first comments on My bike repair set is a pod of increasingly stoned dolphins. Engals comments on Good things come to those who misclick. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank: Everything Else. The Funny Pages - Cartoon Laws of Physics. Cartoon Law I Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.

The Funny Pages - Cartoon Laws of Physics

Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over. Cartoon Law II Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly.

Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their forward motion absolutely. Cartoon Law III Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole.

Cartoon Law IV. How The Media Will Report The Apocalypse. AMEE/8XX-rfc. High Performance SCSI & RAID: Fun with SCSI. 1316: Inexplicable. Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.

1316: Inexplicable

[edit] Explanation Cueball's laptop has a problem that has resisted many hours of concentrated effort at resolution. Megan offers to help, but she concludes that the laptop is haunted. Literally haunted, as in it is possessed by an evil spirit. A similarly unresolvable problem can be seen in 1084: Server Problem. The title text indicates that when Megan tries to return the laptop to Cueball, he simply refuses. The use of the word "ghost" may also be an allusion to the philosophical problem known as Ghost in the machine.

The comic may also be intended to remind us how non-technical users see computers and technology in general. It should be noted that technical users often joke about sufficiently complex systems operating at the mercy of supernatural forces (SCSI interface maintenance requiring goat sacrifices being a popular past category). [edit] Transcript [Cueball sits at a desk with a laptop. Kongaman comments on Every second of JURASSIC PARK in one image. Jessikastone comments on What tiny thing makes you so insanely angry? Lachryma comments on Maths teacher threatens Game of Thrones spoilers instead of detention for naughty students. TheAtomicPlayboy comments on Look who my friend ran into today! Awww, this is just too sad [PIC] : pics. Logomachy comments on caterers of reddit, what's the saddest party you have ever catered?

Squirrel_Fucker_ comments on What is a good comeback to "You're so quiet!" HorseMeatSandwich comments on What is the best sandwich? And what are the ingredients to make it? Pictures of Ian Sleeping: All Ian, All Sleeping.