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32 Pictures You Need To See Before You Die. Texts From Bennett. Nerd Boyfriend. Happiest People Ever ! Wed Aug 28 New on Twitter: The 4 8 15 16 23 42 project.

Happiest People Ever !

Here’s the concept: I will play the ‘Lost’ numbers every Wednesday and Saturday (belgian lottery). Every time I win something I will donate 50% at random to one of my followers! Want to win some extra cash for free? Tue Sep 4 Dear Blue BMW is a new project where anonymous people leave hilarious notes on windshields of discourteous drivers. Take a look, it’s fun ;-) dearbluebmw.tumblr.com Tue Aug 28 Blog of the day: People of Tumblr Weird creatures don’t only shop at Walmart. To see the proof, click here!

Hungover Owls. There it is, the picture that started it all—Old Brown from Squirrel Nutkin.

Hungover Owls

Look how little shit he’s willing to put up with right now! None. None of the shit. I started this blog as an excuse to lie in bed hungover rather than stand outside hungover, and it’s only appropriate that it ends the same way. Yes, this is the 500th—and last—Hungover Owls post. Disapproving Rabbits. Cake Wrecks. Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving. Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from lava in swim fins.

Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving

I know this because my boyfriend Duncan and I moved from Montana to Oregon last month. But as harrowing as the move was for us, it was nothing compared to the confusion and insecurity our two dogs had to endure. Our first dog is - to put it delicately - simple-minded. Our other dog is a neurotic German shepherd mix with agonizingly low self-esteem who has taken on the role of "helper dog" for our simple dog. Neither dog is well-equipped with coping mechanisms of any kind. When we started packing, the helper dog knew immediately that something was going on.

When the soul-penetrating pathos she was beaming at me failed to prevent me from continuing to put things in boxes, the helper dog became increasingly alarmed. Unfortunately for the helper dog, it took us nearly a week to get everything packed up. Eight ways to kill an idea : FLIRTing with the Crowds. If this was New York City... Situation: You have a package to send to someone, so you go down to your local post office.

If this was New York City...

If this was New York: Before you leave your house you pick up the package to see how heavy it feels. This is an important step because you know you’re going to be holding it for a long time. If it feels light, you walk out the door. The Voice of the City. Funny, shocking, wtf pictures & video of people on public transit - People of Public Transit (POPT) White Whine - A Collection of First-World Problems. Other People's Rejection Letters - Book - Clarkson Potter. Rejection is everywhere these days.

Other People's Rejection Letters - Book - Clarkson Potter

Given the state of our economy, given that banks and employers and credit card companies are saying no to anything that moves, you have to believe that more rejection letters have been written in the last two years than at any time in this country's 234-year history. With that in mind, I began collecting other people's rejection letters. Click a letter to zoom in I looked at more than 700 letters, notes, text messages, and emails. As I flipped through those first few rejection letters I felt comforted, though not in the way I expected.

Instant Rejection Sample some Grade-A rejection in the privacy of your own home. Exactly what it says on the tin. {area} best-of-craigslist. E-mails from an Asshole. Go away. RandomCreepyGuy.com. There, I Fixed It - Redneck Repairs. Lovely Listing - Odd Finds in Real Estate Listings. Sketchy Santas - Creepy Santa Claus is Creepy. Bad Gift Emporium. Probably Bad News - Epic Fail Funny Videos and Funny Pictures. Epic Fail Funny Videos and Funny Pictures. Psychotic Letters From Men. Why Women Hate Men - The Blog. My Very Worst Date. Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Jokes. Picture Is Unrelated - WTF Pictures and Videos. When You Are High (10 pics) Pics | 9 Dec, 2009 | Views: 26439 |

When You Are High (10 pics)

Lamebook – Funny Facebook Statuses, Fails, LOLs and More – The Original. PassiveAggressiveNotes.com. PICTURE WAR: My Friend, Stirling Gardner vs. Matt Kaye, My Friend. Crafty Memes. MEMES, MEMES EVERYWHERE! CelebritySchoolPics.com - The World's Largest Collection of Celebs Before They Were Famous. Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling. Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling’s new movie The Place Beyond Pines opens in Los Angeles and New York tomorrow and will start making its away across the country in the next few weeks.

Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling

It looks pretty great. Reblogged from beyondthepinesmovie 1 year ago Hey Girl(s), Just wanted to let you know that there’s a whole new set of “Hey Girl” captions in the March 2013 issue of Glamour Magazine. Thanks. Who's Fat These Days? I’ve always been fascinated by the fatness of William Howard Taft, mainly because I grew up on a street called Taft Crescent.

Who's Fat These Days?

When asked for my address, no one ever understood said street (“Taft Crescent Street? Taft Crescent Avenue?”) , so I’d always have to spell out “T-A-F-T”, then say, “and crescent, like a crescent roll.” I’m pretty sure William Howard Taft would’ve liked that description, then quickly eaten it. This guy at Gunaxin was nice enough to create the handy line graph below of Taft’s weight swings over the years.

Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Fun. Foyeurism.