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These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.
Texts From Bennett
Ever wanted to erase those harsh memories; the ones that teach us lessons about life but also sting just by the very thought of them? Sometimes, all we want to do is just let them go. Torn Lives is a blog that collects ripped-up pictures along with text that reflect back on the missing parts. Submissions are welcome and open to the public. What would you share?
Happiest People Ever !
"Hoppy Hour" is a rabbit socialization event organized by the MN Companion Rabbit Society . This is a video from a recent one held in Golden Valley, MN. The rabbits must be spayed/neutered and free of diseases. Owners must sit on the edge of the mat, and children must remain seated.
Disapproving Rabbits
Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from lava in swim fins. I know this because my boyfriend Duncan and I moved from Montana to Oregon last month. But as harrowing as the move was for us, it was nothing compared to the confusion and insecurity our two dogs had to endure.
Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving
If this was New York City...
Situation : You have a package to send to someone, so you go down to your local post office. If this was New York : Before you leave your house you pick up the package to see how heavy it feels. This is an important step because you know you’re going to be holding it for a long time. If it feels light, you walk out the door.Wednesday Line-Drivers Conductor, over PA : This is 173rd, next stop 168th... An, I toll you all tha de Yankees was gonna win! My trusty crystal ball nevah fails me.
Overheard in New York | The Voice of the City
Not just for bags…because you know how hard it is to get sleep on those uncomfortable seats. It’s safer than prostitution, but just as sad. People are used to getting their ID checked and paying covers at the door of a nightclub, why not try it on the subway? Harry frantically searches the internet for naked pictures of Hermione.
Funny, shocking, wtf pictures & video of people on public transit - People of Public Transit (POPT)
Other People's Rejection Letters - Book - Clarkson Potter
Rejection is everywhere these days. Given the state of our economy, given that banks and employers and credit card companies are saying no to anything that moves, you have to believe that more rejection letters have been written in the last two years than at any time in this country's 234-year history. With that in mind, I began collecting other people's rejection letters. Click a letter to zoom in I looked at more than 700 letters, notes, text messages, and emails.
You Suck at Craigslist | Exactly what it says on the tin.
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From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org : Hey, I couldn't help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don't have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I'd help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information? Ugh...freaking Mike. I'm sorry.