Funny. The Atlas Archives - Comics - The Phoenix. Near death, the sole survivor of the destruction of an orbiting space station is rescued by a group of aliens who observe the earth from a secret sub-Arctic base. The aliens have been monitoring human evolution, which they claim to have initiated millions of years ago through the deliberate mutation of prehistoric apes. Incorporating some of the aliens' technology into his flight suit, the astronaut escapes from his captors. On the run, he stops to use his stolen powers to aid a disaster-stricken Reykjavik, Iceland... thus alerting the aliens to his location. A battle ensues, and the aliens' installation is destroyed in an atomic explosion. Reykjavik is leveled by the shockwave. On a rampage of revenge, the alien survivors set about the task of destroying all human life on earth, which they have now deemed a failed experiment. In issue #4 (with new writer Gary Friedrich at the helm) the title changes to Phoenix...The Protector.
The Best English-Language Fiction of the Twentieth Century - Alternative Rankings. C. 150-Point Scale. Tag: "humor" Mufasa Is it weird that I had a better time talking to the stripper than getting a lap dance from her? Tags: humor strippers sad funny conversation [add] 2014-02-05 11:27:27 / Rating: 116.25 / Kiley The day I met you, my acne medicine squirted out in the shape of a heart. tags: humor love acne you crush [add] 2013-12-19 14:54:32 / Rating: 132.5 / topher I hope it's not weird that I felt a sense of pride because I got a standing ovation when I finished delivering her eulogy. tags: death funerals eulogy family humor [add] 2013-12-19 14:53:29 / Rating: 127.25 / Tami She could have been popular were it not for a poor political decision in first grade: never make friends with the boy who believes he is He-Man. tags: humor childhood politics [add] 2013-11-06 13:31:55 / Rating: 148.25 / Chile Williams There is no feminine itch so urgent that it can't wait until you have every last bit of diced chile pepper off your fingers. tags: capsaicin humor cooking [add] 2013-10-30 14:10:54 / Rating: 211.25 / Saydie mmmhhm.
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