World of Inspiration / Quotations about Inspiration and Motivation. TM): Great quotes by comedians. Great quotes by comedians ----- Begin NetScrap(TM) ----- Great quotes by comedians "If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me. " --Bobcat Goldthwait "I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
" --Kevin Meaney "My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' " --Paula Poundstone "In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. 25 new great quotes! Here’s a new collection of great quotes by some of the most inspirational men and women that ever walked this earth. If you do like them and find them inspirational or helpful in some way, check out the links below for similar posts. We have created over 20+ of these galleries, so there is lots more to be seen. Also, be sure to inspire your coworkers, friends and family by sharing these quotes with them. More popular posts with great quotes – Inspirational Quotes – Famous quotes to ponder upon Check out all of our galleries with great quotes here:
30DrSeuss_quotes.jpg (JPEG Image, 620 × 1900 pixels) John-lennon-quote-happy.jpg (JPEG Image, 720 × 618 pixels) - Scaled (99%) LYRICS TO LIVE BY. Quotes From Groucho Marx. Groucho Marx was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit.
He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers. He also had a successful solo career, most notably as the host of the radio and television game shows You Bet Your Life and Tell it to Groucho. His distinctive appearance, carried over from his days in vaudeville, included quirks such as glasses, cigars, and a thick greasepaint mustache and eyebrows. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. A child of five would understand this. A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. A man's only as old as the woman he feels. A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Before I speak, I have something important to say. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.