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Funny-comic-jesus-returns-payback.jpg (JPEG Image, 398x1037 pixels) - Scaled (88%) The Best Divorce Letter from Joe Burton. Dear Connie,I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off” period, but I couldn’t wait anymore.

The Best Divorce Letter from Joe Burton

The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. Maybe it’s time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. What does a perfect body mean? I don’t know, maybe I’m just growing up a little.

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we’re banging away in our old bedroom. Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. Don’t you think we could start over? Ever-been-so-mad.jpg (JPEG Image, 799x536 pixels) 1205437477756lt9.png (PNG Image, 641x2614 pixels) Kids talk Science. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS: * "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.

Kids talk Science

Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. " * "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. " * "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. " * "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. " * "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars. " * "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. " * "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. " * "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity.

60369.jpg (JPEG Image, 437x696 pixels) Best of Verticles Part II. The Most Brilliantly Obnoxious Responses To Moronic Graffiti. The greatest smart-ass responses to idiotic graffiti. posted 02/16/2013 Bathroom walls give opinionated urinators everywhere a makeshift, bacteria-covered forum for virulent racism, misogyny, homophobia and, worst of all, philosophy.

Of course, we'd never advocate one of these obscene acts of vandalism — unless it's a smart-ass response to a previous act of vandalism. Updated 11/29/11: Il peggio di Internet Vol.11. Cheating. Thor Gets Shit Done at Kontraband. Duel of the Frog – Part 2: Even More Random Images erection-in-progress – Forget The Box. Email Share Sharebar 8 Email Share Mike Gwilliam brings you up-to-date reviews, previews and news about video games, the internet, and technology. He's bold, out-spoken and pulls no punches. If you ever had a reason to trust someone's opinion on a video game, Mike Gwilliam will tell it how it is. Mike Gwilliam. 2011-07-29-Cereal-Toys.png (PNG Image, 900x390 pixels) 636x460design_01.jpg (JPEG Image, 636x460 pixels) Tumblr_lgu8gu4D0J1qbp3h9o1_500.png (PNG Image, 485x161 pixels) 1199631676030sx0.png (PNG Image, 616x966 pixels) - Scaled (94%)

Numanuma. Stick Humour. Water is dangerous. This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26.

Water is dangerous

He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide. " And for plenty of good reasons, since: it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting it is a major component in acid rain it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state accidental inhalation can kill you it contributes to erosion it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

He feels the conclusion is obvious. 14 Things That Never Happen in Real Life: Pics, Videos, Links, News. Hf.gif (GIF Image, 450x337 pixels) Snapes on a plane.jpg (JPEG Image, 600x396 pixels) The-perfect-pun.jpg (JPEG Image, 700x700 pixels) Rebecca Black Doing Something Right. Or2dv.jpg (JPEG Image, 588x720 pixels) Batman.jpg (JPEG Image, 498x500 pixels) 19 Hilarious Harry Potter Comics. Funny Signs (13 Photos) Sunday morning comics: How to get comments on an. Hes-gonna-eat-your-moooooneeeey.jpg (JPEG Image, 600x465 pixels) When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a... - 13su6ak.gif (GIF Image, 550x392 pixels)

Sad Stories of Super Heroes...LOL. Aircraft Carrier Story. It's Dangerous To Go Alone! Take one of These Mini Paper Swords. Do You Like Me. Pure Genius [PIC] Lost Camera - The Bored Ninja – Fun, Interesting, and Cool Stuff on the Internet. Toot.jpg (JPEG Image, 540x405 pixels) Dear Dad. Laughing So Hard. Gaga Loves the Minecraft. ARMY OF DARKNESS. Funny-Pics-16.06.2011-24.jpg (JPEG Image, 640x151 pixels) Adventures In Babysitting. Smile.... 28895-1301694293-0.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x349 pixels) David Bowie Is Very Disappointed in You. 42 Scuse Me I Gotta Take This_thumb.jpg (JPEG Image, 610x796 pixels) Don’t Be Racist. Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight You Bathroom Graffiti. @Jeeem Your bathroom wall comment inspired me to remember a verse that I, too, read on a bathroom stall. This particular stall, however, was located in Middletown, OH in the early 90′s. I think I was 9 when I read it. It’s crazy that I can even recall it.

It goes a little somethin’ like this: “Here I sit, my buns a flexin’. Now, the rhythmic devises in this are just magnificent, but what does it all mean??? Thanks for allowing me to defecate in your blog comments. Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) - what to do in an emergency. 1311221173290474.gif (GIF Image, 500x218 pixels) Changes-channels.jpg (JPEG Image, 425x294 pixels) What My Spring Vacation Looks Like. How Fanboys See Operating Systems — The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century. @Biker Jackets: *sigh* … No, you do _not_ learn how _computers_ work, when you use Linux, you learn how _Linux_ works.

How Fanboys See Operating Systems — The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

If you use Windows on a non-consumer basis, you learn how _Windows_ works, which turns out to be a lot more sophisticated under the hood than ABM’ers think. But then – you can’t really expect that much from those people, since most of ‘em seem too dumb to use Windows, judging from the fact that they are the only ones who always have BSODs, crashes, driver issues, slowdowns, viruses and all those other things most of us, consumers or professionals, haven’t had since at least XP. Random funny pictures. Humor-044.gif (GIF Image, 500x223 pixels) How-women-and-men-see-colors.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x526 pixels)

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