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Astrid’s List. Planet Zillionaire. Lunches with Narelle. Russell and Ben. AlterNet. By now, Lady Romney’s serene indifference to the world of – oh, just about anybody who doesn’t do horse ballet– has reached legendary status.

AlterNet

On her privileged planet, income inequality is a noble thing and you get through college on your man’s stock portfolio. For a tour of her best foot-in-mouth musings, we’ve assembled a list of items filed under, “Wow. She really said that!” 1. What, Me Rich? “We can be poor in spirit, and I don’t even consider myself wealthy, which is an interesting thing,” said Ann Romney to Fox News . Hmm. Ann Romney’s favorite fancy dressage horse, Rafalca, costs more to feed and shelter than your whole family. 2.

Back in April, Ann Romney spoke to the Connecticut Republican Party’s Prescott Bush Awards Dinner in Stamford, where she waxed personal on the rigors of raising kids while Mitt was off destroying jobs. Mrs. 3. When newlyweds Ann and Mitt Romney were living together while attending Brigham Young, things were pretty swell. Picture+12.png (283×378) Fourth.jpg (621×430) Bush diary secrets. The White House diary of George W. Bush, which the 43rd president faithfully maintained throughout his two terms in office, has created a media firestorm and stirred both controversy and intrigue since it was published by the New York Times on its Web site early yesterday morning.

The diary has already received more than 35 million hits. Critics of the former president are pointing to the diary as evidence that Mr. The Most Entertaining Obnoxious Or Completely Insane Notes Written To Neighbors. 6 new contenders for the single most enjoyable note ever written to a neighbor. I sing what's in my heart. And everything in my heart is pure horror. As the earth's population continues to grow, humans are forced to live in ever closer proximity to each other, pissing each other off in new and disgusting ways.

The neighbor note is the most effective medium to alert your neighbors to the myriad ways in which their way of life is destroying yours. So if you're going to leave one yourself and want to make sure your neighbors pay heed, take a cue from these authors and unload on that piece of paper with both barrels. Worst thing is, it was blocked by a bag of cow's arseholes. We didn't feel condescended to until you gave us the layman's definition of "urinate. " Unintentionally Inappropriate Test Responses From Children. Witness The Most Disastrous Conversation In Texting History. Witness the most disastrous post-date texting conversation in history. posted 02/19/2012 Redditor rmcoop27 claims he received this ridiculously long string of increasingly deranged text messages from a girl he went out with a single time.

Witness The Most Disastrous Conversation In Texting History

There are probably enough pages of red flags and pure insanity here to be collected in a book, called Things Not to Say After One Date. So sit back, start scrolling, and watch what it looks like when someone's psyche completely implodes. 10 Funniest Internet Memes of 2011. Here at Oddee we pride ourselves on staying on top of internet trends and memes, and 2011 was a very busy year!

10 Funniest Internet Memes of 2011

Here are ten of our favorite funny (and weird!) Internet memes for the year 2011. We can't wait to see what the hilarious people of the Internet come up with for 2012. These are just our ten favorite memes of 2011. 10 Funniest "Unimpressed" Memes - Oddee.com (meme, memes...) Blue.jpg (701×481) Catalog Cats. FOUND Magazine. Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day. NEW YORK—Real estate mogul and television personality Donald Trump reportedly stood before his bedroom's full-length mirror Wednesday morning and stared forlornly at his aged, shriveled penis before getting dressed and leaving his residence in Manhattan's Trump Tower to start the day.

Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day

According to reports, the 66-year-old had laid his suit out on his bed and was preparing to step into a pair of silk boxer shorts when he glimpsed his deteriorating body in the mirror. Trump then spent approximately 15 to 20 minutes morosely reflecting on his appearance, dedicating most of that time to gazing at his desiccated sexual anatomy and contemplating its all-but-total lack of function. Felen Tims Day. Momey Mami Mom. I Know You. 10 Coolest Absence Notes. This hilarious note was apparently given to a first grade teacher as an explanation for his absence from class the following day.

10 Coolest Absence Notes

While we're assuming the student meant to write they would be in Virginia, he or she instead announced they were visiting a certain south of the border female body part. Your boss can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few Photoshop jobs in his time. Man On Verge Of Self-Realization Instead Turns To God. So Not First-Date Appropriate.

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So I Have Come to Terms

There were a bunch of other books on the walls, but the bright blue of this book caught my attention. I grabbed it and discovered it was a journal. When the waiter came to my table, I asked him if it was okay if I took it. Fit, Fun and Fifty. Oh, Leave That Poor Old Security Guard Alone. Or, You Know, Wherever. You Stubid. Chili's Wednesday One-Linerback Ribs. The Onion - America's Finest News Source. Hiya Dollface. Flawless Blonde Mullet. Not a Future Pimp Then? To Do May 4th. Fine Males Only. Wednesday One-Liners Bring Back the Side Pony. End Sday One-Liners. Grandmother.jpg (863×569) I Want My Unicorn. Patrick’s Accomplist. Tortilla Fight. Most Physically Fit. Man List. Acid Family. Rose and Thorns. You Little Pimp, You.

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