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Meet Melanie Gaydos, 28-Year-Old Model With A Rare Genetic Disorder Who Broke All Fashion Stereotypes. Drunk man wakes up to find selfies of the cops who brought him home. In Tasmania, a man who had no recollection of the previous night quickly realised who helped him get home while he was piss drunk.

Drunk man wakes up to find selfies of the cops who brought him home

Pedestrian Yells At Driver For No Reason, Gets Distracted, Walks Directly Into Pole. 18 Awkward Pregnancy Photos. Starbucks Bouncer Video 'Are You On The List' Totally Nails It. "You know what's annoying?

Starbucks Bouncer Video 'Are You On The List' Totally Nails It

Bouncers that won't let you in because you're not on the list. The Unbelievable Difference Between Your Face And Its Mirror Image. Woman's 90-Pound Mucus-Filled Tumor Surgically Removed. A woman who complained of a rapidly expanding waistline was surprised to discover an unusual cause of her girth: an 88-lb., mucus-filled ovarian tumor.

Woman's 90-Pound Mucus-Filled Tumor Surgically Removed

The 57-year-old Brazilian woman noticed her midsection grew over the course of a year, but other than a heavy feeling in her belly, and breathing that was slightly faster than normal, she had few other symptoms, according to a report of her case, published March 4 in the Journal of Medical Case Reports. Common ailment Mucus-filled ovarian cysts, known as mucinous cystadenomas, are fairly common, and most often strike women ages 30 to 50, said Dr. Jonathan Herman, an obstetric surgeon at Long Island Jewish Medical Center in New Hyde Park, N.Y., who was not involved in the woman's case. Although some cysts are cancerous, most are benign. 12 Unique And Cool Instagram Accounts To Follow (instagram, selfie, foodporn, photo, app.

Who to Follow on Instagram?

12 Unique And Cool Instagram Accounts To Follow (instagram, selfie, foodporn, photo, app

While Instagram relies heavily on users posting photos of their everyday life, these are 12 of the best instagram accounts that take the photo sharing app to another level in cool, original and sometimes bizarre ways. MrPimpGoodGame Is Known as "The King Of The Instagram Selfie"– and for Good Reason In real life, @MrPimpGoodGame is known as 37-year-old Benny Winfield, Jr., a quiet customer service rep for a medical supply company. Online, Benny is known as "The King of The Selfie Movement" and has gained a cult following and thousands of followers on Instagram with his signature look – a daily, nearly identical smiling selfie.

(Source) 45 Stunning And Bleak Photos Of Life During The Soviet Union. 20 Strange Singles Looking For Love Online (valentines day, valentines, dating, love, singles. Online dating sites can be a great place to meet like-minded people you would otherwise never know existed.

20 Strange Singles Looking For Love Online (valentines day, valentines, dating, love, singles

Sometimes lonely hearts looking for a mate go to extraordinary lengths to find the partner of their dreams. Check out these 20 hilarious pictures posted by singles hoping to meet a potential soul mate. Utah Schoolkids' Lunches Taken and Tossed By Administrators. Enlightening stuff. Is the selfie a terrifying and awful trend, or a sign of a more individuated, self-directed humanity?

Enlightening stuff.

Every man and woman is a star… Selfies are either 1) Sad and lonely or 2) Vaingloriously happy. Neither option sounds super great to me. Consider the selfie as a saddie: You take a picture of yourself because you have no friends to take the picture for you. You take the picture of yourself because you have no family with you. 20 Funny Awkward Family Photos. A Husband Took These Photos Of His Wife And Captured Love And Loss Beautifully. Everything You Ever Needed To Know About Doing Your Eyebrows. 9 Amazing DIY Prosthetic Limbs. The 17 Worst Airline Passengers In The World. It seems like every time you turn on the evening news these days (haha), another unruly passenger is flipping out on a plane.

The 17 Worst Airline Passengers In The World

Not surprising, considering the current state and stresses of air travel, but mildly unnerving nonetheless. As such we've ranked the 17 worst real-life passengers of the past few years who've successfully gotten their flights diverted and themselves arrested. Confiscated contraband: The best of TSA's finds YouTube 17. 16. The Internet 15. Top Quotes From 2013. Pudgy Doughboy With Rosy Red Cheeks Presses Nose Up Against Window Of Chocolate Shop.

BOSTON—His woolen mittens dangling from the ends of his sleeves and his mouth partially agape in breathless wonder, a pudgy doughboy with rosy red cheeks is currently pressing his round button nose up against the display window of a local chocolate shop, sources confirmed.

Pudgy Doughboy With Rosy Red Cheeks Presses Nose Up Against Window Of Chocolate Shop

The astonished butterball, his cheeks aglow in the biting cold, is reportedly flattening his plump face right up against the shop window, occasionally wiping the fog from the steamed-up glass as he gazes longingly at the sugary confections contained within, his mind dancing with possibility, his eyes wide with wonder. <i>Final Destination</i> in Real Life: 8 People Who Couldn't Cheat Death - (life imitates art, final destination...) The Final Destination franchise has skirted death many times.

<i>Final Destination</i> in Real Life: 8 People Who Couldn't Cheat Death - (life imitates art, final destination...)

Originally conceived as a sample script for The X-Files in 1995, it made the unusual transition into a feature film five years later. In each movie, Death itself hunts down victims who evaded their intended fate. The Woman Who Cheated Death at a Brazilian Nightclub Fire which Killed 238 Only to Die a Week Later in a Car Crash A woman who cheated death at a Brazilian nightclub fire after making a last-minute decision to stay home was killed a week later in a freak road accident.

In January 2013, Jessica de Lima Rohl, 21, helped organize a party for university students at the Kiss nightclub in Santa Maria, south Brazil and sold tickets for the event. New Beyonce Meme Threatens To Take Over The Web. BeyonceIMAGE DISTRIBUTED FOR PARKWOOD - Singer Beyonce performs during her "Mrs.

New Beyonce Meme Threatens To Take Over The Web

Carter Show World Tour 2013", on Wednesday, July 31, 2013 at the Izod Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Robin Harper/Invision for Parkwood Entertainment/AP Images)Beyonce "The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour" - New YorkNEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 03: Entertainer Beyonce performs on stage during 'The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour' at the Barclays Center on August 3, 2013 in New York, New York. Deformed Freak Born Without Penis. NORFOLK, VA—In an alarming case that has baffled and repulsed many, sources confirmed Tuesday that a severely deformed freak born without a penis has managed to live with the condition for over 26 years.

The bizarre, monstrous human specimen was reportedly born with no other noticeable maladies and has, amazingly enough, attempted to lead a normal, albeit severely impaired life despite possessing no male genitalia whatsoever. “We first noticed something was off about three months into the pregnancy, and I was of course horrified,” said Dr. Mark Joules, the obstetrician who delivered the grotesque—some would say subhuman—abhorrence of nature.

“You could clearly see in the ultrasound that a penis and testicles were not developing as one would hope—or at all, in fact—and we immediately knew something was terribly, terribly wrong.” 12 Sets of Bad Eyebrows You Have to See to Believe - Twirlit. This application requires JavaScript. If it’s true what they say about not taking life advice from people with bad eyebrows … well, let’s just say you probably shouldn’t let any of these folks help you pick a college major. Check out these extremely questionable eyebrows: LOL that shirt. A Topless, Chainsaw-Wielding Ukrainian Woman Chopped Down A Crucifix To Protest Pussy Riot, Or Something. For all the good parts of the Occupy movement — raising awareness about shady banking practices, freeing the internet, etc. — so much of the actual on-the-ground protesting seemed to boil down to unemployed MFA dropouts practicing for tryouts to join cut-rate improv groups and a messy melange of actual and ironic hoboism.

Unless you were in Oaktown, where shit got (and gets) real, the state of protests in 2011-2012 seems to be more revolved around stunting for pageviews than really trying to develop a ground game, like the oh-so-easily co-opted Tea Party movement sorta did for a bit. (But what do I know? I’m just a guy in a basement blogging in his underpants.) That in mind, I have no idea what to think about this particular performance. According to Radio Free Europe, the women in question are members of Femen, a feminist protest group based in Kiev, where the cross-chopping took place. Mystery Woman Caught Pooping on House (Video) Warning: Some Parts of This Video Could Be Deemed Disturbing According to a KOAT televised news report, an Albuquerque, New Mexico resident has a mystery woman who keeps pooping, aka defecating, on the man’s house.

The Nob Hill homeowner says that he’s caught the woman several times on his home security camera using the side of his house as an outdoor toilet. We’ve included the security footage below. I’ll Back Out Of My Parking Space As Slow As I Goddamn Please. Jimmy Kimmel's Halloween Candy Prank Is Back And Just As Devilish As Ever. 6 Startling Before And After Photos Of Meth Users. Photoshop 'Body Evolution' Video Blows Our Minds. Emotional Baby Is Moved To Tears By Mom's Singing. This May Be The Coolest Way Ever To Quit Your Job. The Morning Jolt: The Look of Surprise. 12 Most Awesome Hair Tattoos. Cutting hair with a specific pattern to produce an image has become more and more popular each day. This catchy trend is known as hair tattooing. Check out this awesome gecko hair tattoo. This guy was spotted in Tokyo wearing a colorful heart hair tattoo. Nice soccer ball. Watermelon Babies Of China: Your Friday Moment Of Zen : The Salt. 9 of the Best Revenges Against Thieves.

Alamo Drafthouse Cinema - A beer haven where they'll kick you out for being loud. Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement. RALEIGH, NC—Calling it his lifelong dream, local man Brendan Lockhart, an insecure and perpetually frustrated bully who believes he has something to prove to the world, told reporters Thursday that he is seriously considering a career in law enforcement.

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