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'Thirstiest little weasel' Rand Paul mocked as 'toadie' for leaping to Trump's defense against Romney. 'Thirstiest little weasel' Rand Paul mocked as 'toadie' for leaping to Trump's defense against Romney. ‘Life after Trump’: Paul Ryan Is Now Reportedly ’Embarrassed’ by the President — and Is Pushing Fox News to Dump Him. — from Alternet Remember former House Speaker Paul Ryan? I don’t. But a new report from Vanity Fair describing the chaos inside Fox News — where Ryan serves as a board member — reminded readers that he’s still something of a player in conservative politics. And according to the report, written by journalist Gabriel Sherman, Ryan is now, after having given up all his constitutional power, finally interested in standing up to the president.

The report describes the behind-the-scenes crisis emerging at Fox, which has been thrown into turmoil as the Democrats’ rapid impeachment push knocks the network off-kilter. The report continued: The ultimate referee of this fight will be Lachlan Murdoch. Of course, Ryan had significant power to stand up to Trump and “do something about” him in 2017 and 2018, when he was House speaker. Fair Warning: Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver Spotted in DC. Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) Morning email thingie alerts us: “Paul Ryan moving his family to Washington from Wisconsin”: “Paul Ryan is moving his family to the city he was always giddy to leave. “The former speaker of the House and onetime GOP vice presidential nominee is leaving his longtime home of Janesville, Wis., and will rent a house in the Maryland suburbs of Washington.

‘Now in the private sector, Paul and his family are temporarily renting a house in Maryland, and he’ll be spending time there as well as their family home in Janesville,’ a Ryan aide told POLITICO. “The move will place the Ryan family close to the sisters of Janna Ryan, the former speaker’s wife, who live in the D.C. area. Ryan is not selling his family home in Janesville, and his American Idea Foundation will be based in his hometown.” Ah. Sharing Means Caring, fool!

Like this: Like Loading... Related Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starving in the News In "Father's Day" Asshole Shrugged* Hmm, these two Trump tweets about Paul Ryan are really, really different for some reason. Donald Trump last April: Donald Trump now, after Paul Ryan offered sharp criticism of the pr*sident in journalist Tim Alberta’s upcoming book American Carnage: In a little more than a year, a good man with “a legacy of achievement that nobody can question” magically became a big-league loser “whose record of achievement was atrocious.”

What changed? And who decided to give the nuclear codes to a guy who can be thrown into a rage by a little mild invective and flattered into submission with shockingly obvious lies? And why oh why can’t everyone see what a preposterous little mouse fart of a man this is? Is Trump still singeing your sphincter? Paul Ryan trashed by CNN panel for waiting until after he left office to call Trump an incompetent know-nothing – Raw Story. Paul Ryan Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles. WASHINGTON—Noting the former congressman’s deep, unwavering commitment to shying away from every one of his civic responsibilities, the Heritage Foundation lauded Paul Ryan Thursday for inspiring millions of young gutless fucking cowards to take on leadership roles.

“Thank you, Mr. Ryan, for showing countless milquetoast little weaklings across the United States that if they want a place in politics, they can have it,” said Heritage Foundation spokesperson Katherine Primm, adding that she was grateful so many young candy-ass pushovers had the chance to see someone just like them not just get elected but also become speaker of the House. “Before Paul Ryan, you’d never see a spineless coward taking charge, but now, faint-of-heart boys and girls will finally have the determination to become leaders and then cower in front of more powerful people and bend to their will. Paul Krugman burns 'fraud' Paul Ryan to the ground -- along with the reporters who sucked up to him for years. 'Thirstiest little weasel' Rand Paul mocked as 'toadie' for leaping to Trump's defense against Romney.

'Thirstiest little weasel' Rand Paul mocked as 'toadie' for leaping to Trump's defense against Romney. The Legend of ZEGS: The Paul Ryan Documentary! “I’m not one of these big ego, legacy guys” …says future-former Speaker of the House Paul Ryan in a tax-payer funded, six-part Twitter docu series on his legacy. I laughed, I cried, it’s the I-feel-sick docu-series of the year. There wasn’t a dry seat in the house by the time this was over. Sharing Means Caring, fool! Like this: Like Loading... Related Breaking: Paul Ryan Lies Again Yesterday, the House passed a bill that rolls back a large chunk of Dodd-Frank, the YUGE financial reform bill that gave banks new rules to try to prevent another massive financial meltdown like the banks destroyed the world's economy during Chimpy's Reign of Error.

In "Bankster Bastards" Almost Lifelike The Stench and Gilligan, reunited at last: An old friend dropped by to ask for directions to his new office. pic.twitter.com/j0cqKQ4T0b— Paul Ryan (@SpeakerRyan) November 14, 2018 You know at least one of 'em was thinking, "No homo! " In "2012 Goat Rodeo" We're Not As Think As They Dumb We Are In "2018 Pie Fight" Speaker of the House Paul Ryan Gives Farewell Speech Ahead of Retirement That's Full of Shit. - The Washington Post. Ezra Klein: Paul Ryan's Legacy 'Debt and Disappointment' Ari Melber Completely Destroys Paul Ryan's Pathetic 'Legacy' Paul Ryan is a spineless weasel whose biggest legislative success is passing a tax cut for the top 1 percent by doing nothing to help the people who elected him. When asked about the craven power grab by the Republicans in Wisconsin, Ryan had nothing to say.

Scratch that, he had something to say. His exact statement to Huffington Post were: “I don’t have anything for you.” With that in mind, Ari Melber really dragged him in a segment on The Beat tonight for Ryan's ridiculous victory tour on the legs of his "legacy. " Whatever Ryan's reputation may be right now, let's remember for starters. Top Republicans used to herald Ryan as a budget wonk who would help fix America's debt....Ryan even argued that he would be bold when dealing with the first big challenge.

Then he played a hilarious clip or Ryan halfheartedly not endorsing Trump. I'm not ready to do that at this point. But, as we all know, Ryan rolled over. Melber jumped back in: Okay. . ↓ Story continues below ↓ VILE. Very funny. Splinternews. Splinternews. Twitter Shuts Paul Ryan Down For Braggy 'Costco Tax Plan' Tweet. ‘His spine has been removed’: Watch Nicolle Wallace blast ‘incredible shrinking man’ Paul Ryan. MSNBC’s Dateline: White House examined the extent to which President Donald Trump’s alleged racism are enabled by Republican Party leaders — in particular Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI). Anchor Nicolle Wallace played a clip of Speaker Ryan responding to Trump’s alleged ‘sh*thole’ comments.

“Oh my God, did you say that? An ice storm is unfortunate, and we have friends from Africa? That’s like 20, 40 years ago, when people would say, ‘I have a friend that’s a lesbian,'” Wallace suggested. “I mean, what was that? “To me, that was the most outrageous thing that happened today,” Wallace concluded. “This is Paul Ryan, this is how he was during the campaign, it’s how he’s been all year,” Rucker answered. “He’s like the incredible shrinking man,” Wallace observed. “He sees himself as a moral leader,” Rucker began to reply. “He’s not,” Wallace interrupted. “But he doesn’t actually challenge this president and he’ll say it’s because he wants to advance the tax cuts or whatever,” Rucker continued. Watch: Politics.theonion. Politics.theonion. Politics.theonion. Paul Ryan: Mentally ill person's right to become a mass murderer trumps his right to health care. This Shooting Isn’t About Gun Control We Refuse To Pass, It’s About Access To Mental Health Care We’re Continuing To Gut.

As our nation struggles to come to grips with the horrible tragedy in Las Vegas, it’s only natural for people to search for an explanation of how an atrocity like this could have happened and to call on their elected officials to take measures to prevent such terrible bloodshed from occurring again in the future. Unfortunately, however, we’ve seen enough of these incidents to know that some people will rush to blame firearms for this carnage and will demand that Congress enact sweeping gun restrictions, engaging in misguided efforts that completely miss the underlying reasons behind the violence we’re seeing. The simple truth is, mass shootings like this aren’t about gun control we refuse to pass. They’re about access to mental health care that we will continue to gut. You can already hear the calls from the left. Remember, it’s not guns we’ve deliberately removed all barriers to owning that kill people. It’s people to whom we continually deny basic care that kill people. Paul Ryan Can't Explain How Trump Tax Cuts Help The Middle Class.

<a class="icopyright-article-tools-noscript" href=" target="_blank" title="Main menu of all reuse options"><img height="25" width="27" border="0" align="bottom" alt="[Reuse options]" src=" Click here for reuse options! </a> Speaker Paul Ryan played the' Who's On First" routine with CBS' John Dickerson when asked to describe how the middle class will get a tax cut in Trump's tax reform plan. Ryan was there to promote cutting taxes for the wealthy by hiding the fact that the working class gets nothing out of these supposed tax reforms. The Face the Nation host said since the plan was only a "framework," he was there to get more "details" from Ryan.

Dickerson said, "I'm go to ask you a question. How are these tax cuts going to help the blue collar worker? Instead of answering "a" question, Ryan does his Kellyanne Conway dance. A fair point. ↓ Story continues below ↓ Again, who's on first? Lawrence O'Donnell Rewrites the Praise for a Paul Ryan 2012 Presidential Election Bid. Why does Paul Ryan keep getting elected? On Monday night, Speaker Paul Ryan returned to his home district in Racine, Wisconsin for a town hall event organized and broadcast on CNN. The questions came pre-screened from CNN’s Jake Tapper, as well as from members of the audience. Ryan spent most of his time on the defense, as he was asked about President Trump’s rhetoric on Charlottesville, and in general, how he plans to hold the president accountable. But after a Dominican nun asked Ryan if he will stand with “the poor and working class,” Ryan resorted to his usual talking points on poverty: “Our poverty rates are about the same as they were when we started this war on poverty 32 years ago,” he said.

“What I think we need to do is change our approach on fighting poverty instead of measuring success based on how much money we spend or how many programs we create or how many people are on those programs, you know, measuring on inputs.” Amanda Marcotte on why Paul Ryan keeps getting elected: Lyin' Ryan's Fake Town Hall: Profile In Cowardice. <a class="icopyright-article-tools-noscript" href=" target="_blank" title="Main menu of all reuse options"><img height="25" width="27" border="0" align="bottom" alt="[Reuse options]" src=" Click here for reuse options!

</a> In a media event that was comically called a "town hall," Lyin' Paul Ryan had this to say about Trump's comments regarding Charlottesville: "I think he messed up on Tuesday. so, let me say it this way, it is very, very important that we not make this a partisan food fight.Iit is very important that we unify in condemning this kind of violence, in condemning this kind of hatred. and to make this us against them, Republicans against Democrats, pro-Trump, anti-Trump, that is a big mistake for our country and that will demean the value of this important issue.

" What a crock! This isn't an us vs them issue. This is a love vs hate issue. . ↓ Story continues below ↓ House Speaker Paul Ryan won't support censure of Trump. MADISON, Wis. — U.S. House Speaker Paul Ryan said he will not support a resolution to censure President Donald Trump over his comments following a white supremacist rally in Virginia, but said Trump "messed up" by saying "both sides" were to blame for violence and that there were "very fine people" among those marching to protect Confederate statues.

Ryan made the comments during a town hall Monday night organized by CNN in his Wisconsin congressional district, after being asked whether he would back the resolution that comes following Trump's comments about the rally in Charlottesville, Virginia. The question came from Rabbi Dena Feingold, the sister of former Democratic Sen.

Russ Feingold of Wisconsin, who grew up in the same city as Ryan. Ryan said censuring Trump would be "counterproductive. " "If we descend this issue into some partisan hack-fest, into some bickering against each other and demean it down into some political food fight, what good does that do to unify this country? " Jealous Paul Ryan Asks Legislator With 37% Approval Rating What His Secret Is. WASHINGTON—Finding himself unable to contain his jealousy toward his fellow lawmaker’s latest poll numbers, House Speaker Paul Ryan reportedly pulled aside Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC) Friday to ask him what the secret is behind his 37 percent approval rating.

“Hey, Joe, you’ve got to let me in on your secret—how do you manage to pull in such incredible favorability numbers? Seriously, it’s insane,” asked Ryan, cornering his fellow legislator in a Capitol building hallway and offering him increased federal funds for his district in exchange for some insight into the congressman’s enviable popularity among more than a third of voters. “I can’t even imagine what it’s like for you, having nearly two in five people approve of your performance. God, that has to feel incredible.

If you could just give me a couple of tips on how to make a positive or neutral impression on that many people, I’m sure I can take it from there. Please, Joe, help me out.” Colbert Slams Media For Giving Ryan's Lying Convention Speech a Pass. Paul Ryan’s abortion problem - Some Wisconsin Catholics are praying both Catholic vice presidential candidates will have a religious epiphany. They want GOP Rep. Paul Ryan to change his mind and heart about his deep-cuts budget, and Vice President Biden to turn against abortion rights. Two Franciscans, Rhett Engelking, a layman, and the Rev. Michael Crosby, have launched a website Pray for Paul’s Change of Heart with a special rosary prayer to St. While praising the congressman’s sincere faith, they say they want Ryan to “reconnect with the compassion for the poor and vulnerable that is rooted in our consciences and articulated by the Catholic Church.”

Their press release highlights the U.S. So far, that hasn’t worked with Ryan. “We agreed to disagree,” Sister Simone Campbell, director of a Catholic advocacy group, Network, told The Daily Beast. The Franciscan duo also calls for prayers for Biden that he will shift to oppose abortion and protect “the born and preborn.” (Cathy Lynn Grossman writes for USA Today.) Paul Ryan Cuts $120 Million In Wasteful Spending From Romney Campaign. National Review’s Ryan-Romney cover resembles Soviet propaganda. Paul Krugman (and Open Salon blogger Bob Calhoun) flagged the latest National Review cover, which makes “The Case For Mitt Romney,” Soviet propaganda-style: The Ryan Sinkhole. Paul Ryan Again Cites Voting for War as Foreign Policy Experience. Plouffe: Ryan Running from Defense Cuts Vote as Fast as His 'Fictitional Marathon'

Paul Ryan: 'It Would Take Me Too Long' To Explain Mitt Romney's Tax Plan. Naked, Tied-Up Paul Ryan Tells Staff He Can’t Prepare For Debate Unless They Slap Him Harder. Paul Ryan Breaks Down Under Wonkterrogation -- Daily Intelligencer. Paul Ryan Gets John Boehner To Sign House Speaker Permission Slip. ‘Americans are terrified’: Jake Tapper makes Paul Ryan answer for wave pro-Trump hate crimes. Paul Ryan: Access to birth control for women is ‘nitty-gritty detail’ not worth talking about.

Paul Ryan Grudgingly Impressed By Angry Protester Who’s Matched His Running Pace For 9 Miles.