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WATCH: Justin Bieber swears and swings at much bigger man –and gets knocked the f*ck out

Follow Raw Story! Pop singer Justin Bieber got into a fist fight outside an NBA game on Wednesday night in Cleveland, and got knocked to the ground, according to video posted by celebrity news and gossip site TMZ. Bieber, sporting platinum blond hair, called a 6’5″ fan a foul word, sparking the brawl. TMZ reports the man, Lamont Richmond, asked the star if his two female friends could take a picture with him. Bieber shot back, “No autographs tonight, motherf***er.”

NY pastor: Justin Bieber is trans and ‘cut off his breasts’ because Obama’s ‘evil spirits’ misled him. Atlah World Missionary Church Rev.

NY pastor: Justin Bieber is trans and ‘cut off his breasts’ because Obama’s ‘evil spirits’ misled him

James David Manning (YouTube) A New York pastor warned recently that President Barack Obama and other leaders were convincing young girls — like pop singer Justin Bieber — to become transgender. “We’re talking about young girls, 6 to 10 years of age,” Atlah World Missionary Church Rev. James David Manning said in a YouTube video that was posted on Friday. “They can be led or influenced to cut off their breasts once they get into puberty. “And then by the time they reach the age of 20 years old, they say, ‘I wish I had never cut off my breasts, I wish I had never mutilated my flesh, I wish I had never cut off my penis, I wish I had never done that, I was just young.

Manning, however, promised to use the power of God to fight leaders who gave children the impression that they could “choose any kind of sexual orientation.” “And then 20 years old, can’t grow their breasts back. Escape Into Escapism With Jean. Lend me your eyes, Jeanketeers, because I’m mounting the ol’ soapbox again!

Escape Into Escapism With Jean

Hey, wait—do soapboxes even exist anymore? Well, let’s pretend they do, because I would have a very hard time standing atop a large jug of liquid laundry detergent! LOLOLOLOL! (Finally, I figured out a way to use that soapbox/liquid detergent gem! It sat in my notebook for ages. Justin Bieber Criticized For Cheating On ‘Ice Bucket Challenge’ Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Justin Bieber. Jimmy Fallon Honors Orlando Bloom And Justin Bieber's Fight With #DumbFight Hashtag. Justin Bieber Baptized In NYC Bathtub. Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber. 10 Weird Things People Do Because They Love (or Hate) Justin Bieber (justin bieber, beliebers. Accuse Him of Being a Reptile Proof?

10 Weird Things People Do Because They Love (or Hate) Justin Bieber (justin bieber, beliebers

People have accused Justin Bieber of being spoiled, narcissistic, and insensitive. And now... being a reptile? Yes, there are a group of people who believe the world is populated and run by a group of elite, shape-shifting lizards. Now they're accusing Justin of being one of them, due to what appears to be his eyes changing color during a recent court appearance that was broadcast on Fox News and sent the conspiracy theorists into a tizzy.

Petition to Get Him Deported Back to Canada The website of the U.S. Naturally, there have been petitions that have been reasonable as well as ones that are insane. Use His Song “Baby” as Torture To Raise Money. A Mash-Up Study in Exaggeration. A Mash-Up Study In Exaggeration Justin Bieber sighs, grunts, gesticulates ... and is generally ornery during his marathon deposition Friday.

A Mash-Up Study in Exaggeration

We've combed through the entire 4 1/2 hour depo -- where he's being sued for allegedly ordering his bodyguard to open up a can of whoop ass on a photog. The mash-up is representative of all of Bieber's antics as he did everything humanly possible to avoid answering questions. On one level he comes off incredibly unlikeable, but when you put some of the classic moments together it's kind of hysterical. Enjoy. Justin Bieber’s Rise And Fall. Teen pop idol Justin Bieber was arrested earlier this month for allegedly driving under the influence and drag racing in Florida, marking the latest incident in a string of troubling behavior that reportedly includes drug use, throwing eggs at his neighbor’s house, and spray-painting graffiti in Brazil.

Justin Bieber’s Rise And Fall

Justin Bieber Next Girlfriend ~ New Fragrances. New Fragrances by: Sandra Raičević Petrović Justin Bieber is teasing his fans with the name of his new fragrances which is just arriving on the market.

Justin Bieber Next Girlfriend ~ New Fragrances

This is the successor to the perfume Girlfriend from 2012 which was presented as "flirtatious, personal and alluring," created of floral-fruity notes on a musky base. After lines form the video clip for perfume Girlfriend "If I was your boyfriend I never let you go" Bieber turns a new page and dedicated the new fragrance to a new girlfriend. His new girlfriend should be sweet, full of energy and juicy just like the fruity cocktail of the composition Next Girlfriend. The opening notes of Next Girlfriend accentuate sweetness, innocence, youthful dash and positive emotions.

The game of juicy fruit and fresh flowers is repeated with each new edition while accentuating the characteristic and modern style which Bieber wants to dedicate to all his fans. $5,000 Bitch Slap for Smoking Out Miami Mansion. $5,000 Bitch Slap For Smoking Out Miami Mansion Justin Bieber's trail of destruction continues -- TMZ has learned, the singer just took a $5,000 hit ... after hotboxing the Miami mansion he rented and riddling the joint with marijuana smoke.

$5,000 Bitch Slap for Smoking Out Miami Mansion

Sources close to the cleaners tell us ... Bieber rented the 5-bedroom home for 7 days through a website called CarefreeLifestyle.com ... and smoked so much weed in the house with his friends, the place stunk to holy hell. Justin Bieber Arrested For DUI, Drag Racing. Justin Bieber Arrested For DUI And Drag Racing In Miami. Justin Bieber has been arrested in Miami for alleged DUI and drag racing, according to multiple reports.

Justin Bieber Arrested For DUI And Drag Racing In Miami

Bieber, 19, was arrested in Miami Beach, Fla., early Thursday morning (Jan. 23), according to TMZ. The cops stopped him for drag racing in a residential neighborhood after he left a nightclub. He was given a field sobriety test and failed. Bieber was apparently incoherent, kept his hands in his pockets and resisted arrest without violence, Miami Beach Police Chief Raymond Martinez told the Miami Herald. Tests showed he was under the influence of drugs. In the report, the officer stated: "I immediately smelled an odor of alcohol emanating from driver's breath and bloodshot eyes. He was in a rented Lamborghini at the time, according to NBC.

"Kid needs help," police spokesperson Bobby Hernandez said, per the Miami New Times. No charges have been filed against Bieber in Miami-Dade Court as of Thursday morning, the Miami New Times noted. Police Raid Justin Bieber’s Home. Bad Egg Caused $20,000 in Damage. Bad Egg Caused $20K In Damage Justin Bieber's egg-throwing escapade Thursday night caused around $20,000 in damage, and the little punk hasn't even called his neighbor to apologize.

Bad Egg Caused $20,000 in Damage

TMZ broke the story ... Justin was caught on video egging his neighbor's house, and when confronted the singer told the neighbor to f off and then hurled a few more unborn chicks. Law enforcement sources tell us ... L.A. We're told the entire front of his house must be re-plastered. We're told neither Justin nor his people have contacted the neighbor with an offer to pay ... they haven't even called to say J.B. is sorry.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... the case will be referred to the L.A. Since the damages far exceed the magic $400 figure -- the case could be filed as a FELONY. Your Obsessive Love Or Hatred Of Me Means Nothing In The Grand Scheme Of Geological Time. As the undisputed No. 1 teen pop sensation in the world, I have become something of a fulcrum upon which the extremes of human emotion pivot. On one side, you have people who have vaunted me to such lofty heights it is tantamount to deification; on the other, my high-spirited song-and-dance routines elicit an almost murderous rage. But, I ask, when viewed within the context of the geologic timescale, wherein chronological development is measured by evolutionary and stratigraphic events over countless eons rather than transitory human experience, what does any of it truly matter?

Quite simply put, it doesn't. Ask yourself: What then will all your hyperbolic reverence or vitriolic bile even mean? Forgive me. In many ways, grasping the infinitesimal speck humanity constitutes is a source of great comfort. Even the faintest memory of my dear, sweet friend Ellen DeGeneres will be swallowed by the cataclysmic crush of all matter collapsing in on itself.

There is no God. Fan Has $100K Of Surgery To Look Like Justin Bieber. Zach Galifianakis Calls Out Justin Bieber For Everything On 'Between Two Ferns' "It's really exciting to talk to you, especially right in the middle in your public meltdown. " And as Zach Galifianakis interviews Justin Bieber on the newest episode of "Between Two Ferns," he truly speaks for us all, calling out Bieber's increasingly erratic (and downright stupid) behavior unbefitting of a teen role model.

In the video, Galifianakis says things to Bieber's face that society has desperately needed him to hear to him for so long, lambasting him for everything from peeing in a bucket on camera to saying he thinks Anne Frank would have been a Belieber. Somehow, Funny or Die convinced Bieber to sit there and take it from Galifianakis, even when he started pummeling him with a belt. Yes, really. Attacked at Nightclub. Attacked at Nightclub Justin Bieber was bum rushed in a Canadian nightclub by an over eager partier who tried in vain to tackle him -- and TMZ has the pics.

It all went down at 3 am today at a Toronto nightclub. Sources on scene tell us JB left his safe VIP section to mingle with the regular folk -- and that's when a male clubgoer charged at him, got hold of his shirt (which he was wearing) and attempted to take him down, but failed. Plot To Murder Justin Bieber Foiled. Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile.

Justin Bieber Accused Of Assaulting Neighbor. Justin Bieber Hospitalized After Fainting At Concert. Justin Bieber Vomits On Stage. Justin Bieber Apologizes To Clinton For Insults. Border Patrol Finds Pot On Bieber Tour Bus. Justin Bieber Spitting Again. Spitting Again Caught in the Act Here it is ... hard proof Justin Bieber is a revolting, germ-spreading spitter.

The photos were snapped Thursday in Toronto, where Bieber was perched atop his hotel balcony. We can't tell what, or who, was directly under him as he dropped his saliva-bomb. Justin Bieber Pisses Into Restaurant Mop Bucket. Pisses Into Restaurant Mop Bucket 'F*** Bill Clinton! ' Justin Bieber is an oblivious, self-important little twit who goes out of his way to make the working man's life miserable -- just watch this video of the singer pissing into a restaurant mop bucket ... and laughing like he's the king of the world. The clip was shot in NYC earlier this year -- we're told Bieber and his idiotic friends were leaving some nightclub, exiting through a restaurant kitchen, and Bieber decided he needed to take a leak. But rather than go to a bathroom like a civilized person, Bieber -- wearing pants that should literally be illegal -- whipped out his junk and whizzed into a yellow mop bucket used to clean the restaurant's floors ... meaning whoever's job it was to mop the place up had to physically change Bieber's disgusting piss water.

And the worst part ... Justin Bieber: Why do people hate One Direction and Justin Bieber. The 10 Most Shocking Justin Bieber Moments. Although Justin Bieber has only been around for a few years, he's already gained a massive fan base around the world (to the tune of 35.6 million Twitter followers). No matter what the pop star does, good or bad, his "beliebers" think he can do no harm. We here at toofab beg to differ. Justin Bieber: Hopefully Anne Frank would have been a “Belieber” Justin Bieber: 'Anne Frank Was A Great Girl, Hopefully She Would Have Been A Belieber' Justin Bieber Fan Jealous Of Anne Frank. TALLAHASSEE, FL—Following weekend reports that teen pop sensation Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam, local Bieber fan Khloe McNeal, 13, announced Monday that she was ‘jealous’ of the 15-year-old Holocaust victim.

“Biebs went to her house? So unfair,” said the diehard ‘Belieber’ of the persecuted Jewish teen who, after hiding from the Nazis for two years in a cramped attic, died of typhus in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp just weeks before its liberation. Justin Bieber Wishes Anne Frank Had Been ‘Belieber’ Justin Bieber Recovering In Intensive Care Unit After Being Badly Booed. LAS VEGAS—Doctors at Valley Hospital Medical Center are reporting that pop sensation Justin Bieber is in critical but stable condition today after being admitted to the facility’s intensive care unit Sunday night with severe booing-related trauma sustained at the Billboard Music Awards. “Mr. Bieber was rushed into the ER late last evening after enduring heavy boos, and while the situation was pretty touch-and-go for a while there, his vitals look good and we are hopeful he will eventually make a full recovery,” emergency medical specialist Dr.

Isaac Liss said of the 19-year-old singer, who entered the hospital after being badly hurt by a chorus of jeers, jibes, and heckles while accepting the fan-voted Milestone Award. “We’re just trying to administer lots of love and praise right now. He’s still on shaky ground, but with a steady, round-the-clock course of fawning adulation, I think Mr.