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Prison Dial - Send Calls from Prison! PrisonDial is an interactive prank that replicates a prepaid inmate call from prison. Prank family and friends pretending you got locked up and need help getting bailed out! Enter your number and your victim's number to the right. You will receive a call asking to record your name then we will begin calling your victim. They will receive a automated call saying "Hello this is a prepaid call from southwest corrections facility from inmate {YOUR NAME}, please press 1 to accept". Prison Dial - Send Calls from Prison!
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or re-interpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Paraprosdokians - 37 Examples Paraprosdokians - 37 Examples
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