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It took us a while to become fully convinced that the footage above wasn't made using some sort of video trickery.
Animals Got Talent: Is this the dancing-est dog in the universe? We think so...
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" Witness: "I only have one, you know."
Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations
"The Adventures of God" by Lev Novak - CollegeHumor Article
God: Noah, all the people of earth are sinners. You alone are righteous. Noah: Thanks God.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 -- from Joe Burton
Jokes &Humor
The truth about Graduate School You might be a child of the 80's if... What engineers say, and what they really mean
...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk.
LOTS OF PUNS
Water is dangerous
This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment.
Ain’t No Mountain Wry Enough Me: “…and a large Dew.”
Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes & Search Results ...
Understanding Engineers #1
It is possible to understand Engineers - Where theres a will, theres a way.
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this is an excellent collection! thank you for collecting it here by per_automatik Sep 27