Anagrams - StumbleUpon. Worth the read (I did not write this, I found it on the net) English language did you knows. Animals Got Talent: Is this the dancing-est dog in the universe? We think so... It took us a while to become fully convinced that the footage above wasn't made using some sort of video trickery.
But Carrie, the dancing-est golden retriever we've ever seen, is neither computer-generated nor a figment of your imagination. She's just a bizarrely talented dog. Carrie the Perrita Bailarina, as she's known to her fans, dances about a million times better than we do, and we have legs designed to walk upright. So it's with mixed feelings that we watch her take to the dance floor, tail wagging furiously and goofy golden retriever grin on full display. Viewer reaction to her videos (which can be found in large numbers on YouTube) seems to run the gamut from shock to awe to a general sense of creeped-outness. Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, Cat Physics. 1.
Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. 2. Law of Cat Motion: A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. 3. Law of Cat Magnetism: All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
Jokes &Humor. The truth about Graduate School You might be a child of the 80's if...
What engineers say, and what they really mean. LOTS OF PUNS. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. You might be a grad student if... ...you can identify universities by their internet domains. ...you are constantly looking for a thesis in novels. ...you have difficulty reading anything that doesn't have footnotes.
Water is dangerous. This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26.
Human World. Human World The women of the Tiwi tribe in the South Pacific are married at birth.
When Albert Einstein died, his final words died with him. The nurse at his side didn't understand German. St Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, was not Irish. The lance ceased to be an official battle weapon in the British Army in 1927. St. WebRiddles.com - Riddles. Not Very - Super Effective. Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes & Search Results ... Ain’t No Mountain Wry Enough Me: “…and a large Dew.”
Customer: “I’m sorry, did you just call me a Jew?” Customer’s wife: “But honey, you are a Jew.” Me: “Oh no, sorry. I meant a large Mountain Dew.” Customer: “Oh really? Me: “Ah, sorry?” Customer: *comically bangs his fists against his chest* “I am the large mountain Jew!” Customer’s wife: * to me* “I am so sorry about him. Me: “Really, it’s fine.” Customer: “The large mountain Jew goes anywhere he wants to!” Mature people truths.
It is possible to understand Engineers - Where theres a will, theres a way. Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike? " The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want.
" The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. " Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers #3. All I Need to Know... Nerd Paradise : How to Write a 20 Page Research Paper in Under a Day. Posted on: 10 Cado 7:0 - 5.27.29 So you've procrastinated again.
You told yourself you wouldn't do this 2 months ago when your professor assigned you this. Was Rebecca Blacks &Friday& Really About the Kennedy Assassination?... UCB Parents Jokes &Quotes: 8 rules for dating my daughter. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection 8 rules for dating my daughter Copyright 1999 W. Bruce Cameron ==> Please do NOT remove the copyright from this essay! <== When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest. He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding out a hand that, when gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds. Now, years later, it is my turn to be the dad.
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