It took us a while to become fully convinced that the footage above wasn't made using some sort of video trickery.
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" Witness: "I only have one, you know."
God: Noah, all the people of earth are sinners. You alone are righteous. Noah: Thanks God.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
The truth about Graduate School You might be a child of the 80's if... What engineers say, and what they really mean
...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk.
...you can identify universities by their internet domains.
This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment.
Ain’t No Mountain Wry Enough Me: “…and a large Dew.”
Understanding Engineers #1
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