Anagrams - StumbleUpon. Worth the read (I did not write this, I found it on the net) English language did you knows. Animals Got Talent: Is this the dancing-est dog in the universe? We think so... It took us a while to become fully convinced that the footage above wasn't made using some sort of video trickery.
But Carrie, the dancing-est golden retriever we've ever seen, is neither computer-generated nor a figment of your imagination. She's just a bizarrely talented dog. Carrie the Perrita Bailarina, as she's known to her fans, dances about a million times better than we do, and we have legs designed to walk upright. So it's with mixed feelings that we watch her take to the dance floor, tail wagging furiously and goofy golden retriever grin on full display. Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF. ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 -- from Joe Burton. A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. Cat Physics. 1.
Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. 2. Law of Cat Motion: A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. 3. Jokes &Humor. The truth about Graduate School You might be a child of the 80's if...
What engineers say, and what they really mean. LOTS OF PUNS. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. You might be a grad student if... ...you can identify universities by their internet domains. ...you are constantly looking for a thesis in novels. ...you have difficulty reading anything that doesn't have footnotes. ...you understand jokes about Foucoult. ...the concept of free time scares you.
Water is dangerous. This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26.
He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. Human World. Human World The women of the Tiwi tribe in the South Pacific are married at birth.
When Albert Einstein died, his final words died with him. The nurse at his side didn't understand German. WebRiddles.com - Riddles. Not Very - Super Effective. Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes & Search Results ... Ain’t No Mountain Wry Enough Me: “…and a large Dew.”
Customer: “I’m sorry, did you just call me a Jew?” Customer’s wife: “But honey, you are a Jew.” Me: “Oh no, sorry. I meant a large Mountain Dew.” Mature people truths. It is possible to understand Engineers - Where theres a will, theres a way.
Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike? " The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want. " The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. " All I Need to Know... Nerd Paradise : How to Write a 20 Page Research Paper in Under a Day.
Posted on: 10 Cado 7:0 - 5.27.29 So you've procrastinated again. You told yourself you wouldn't do this 2 months ago when your professor assigned you this. But you procrastinated anyway. Was Rebecca Blacks &Friday& Really About the Kennedy Assassination?... UCB Parents Jokes &Quotes: 8 rules for dating my daughter. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection 8 rules for dating my daughter Copyright 1999 W. Bruce Cameron ==> Please do NOT remove the copyright from this essay! <== When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest.
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