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- Saturday Sidecar Take a Break | Online Marketing Mentor | eMentorMarketing.com. Ho Ho Ho! Is it already time for vacation? Not yet. However, with the holidays upon us (or in us, if you’ve been going to a lot of parties), now’s as good a time as any to discuss Saturday Sidecar time management and/or expectations – for yourself, your business, and your family. I’m writing this while I sit at recipe group with my mother. Huh? Well, my computers and I have gone to Indianapolis for a week to visit my family before Christmas. (My husband, my computers, my dog and I will be going to Pittsburgh to see his parents for the actual calendar holiday.) It has taken me three years to get a life. A few months ago, one of the people to whom I subcontract work asked me if there’s any way that she could work at her full time job, work on starting her own business, and not work 80 hours a week. If you truly love the business you’re starting, the biggest problem you’ll have isn’t working enough, it is working too much.

Apple iPhone 4 @ Crabtree Valley Mall. Hello, iPhone. Good-bye, day. | Mobile marketing, gadgets, QR Codes, technology and social media news by Wayne Sutton - SocialWayne.com. Guest post by: @PennyMoxie I told the guy who would be buying my old phone that I would call him when I was out of the Apple store. ”What time do you think that will be”, he asked. I wanted to be CONSERVATIVE, so I replied, “about 9:00am. I’m getting there at 6:45, so i can’t imagine it will take that long.”

I’m a first-class fool. 6:30am I put my 5-year-old in the car and told her she was going with me to “pick-up my new iPhone” at the mall. We park and head in. But then things really started looking up. 8:40 am After a visit from my husband with Starbucks in one hand and muffin the other, I was feeling pretty refreshed. 9:30am I turned the corner and saw the store! 9:31am A lovely mall security officer came over and said, “we are going to move this line. 10:00am My 5-year-old was a little antsy, so I called Aunt Bonnie to give her some relief. ” PLEASE come and pick her up and take her to the pool!”

10:30am Aunt Bonnie arrives and my daughter informs me she would like to stay. Comic Sans Criminal - There's help available for people like you! Awkward Pregnancy Photos - BLOG - Pregnant Chicken. I didn't want to have any pictures of myself pregnant but a friend told me how much she regretted not at least having one or two shots because her kids wanted to know what she looked like when she was pregnant with them, so gave in and took a couple of mug-shot style pictures of myself so it was documented. With that in mind, you may want to capture your pregnancies in a photograph to preserve the wonder of life so I chose a few gems from awkwardfamilyphotos.com for a little inspiration.

"Karen, seeing as you're pregnant, let's put you at the top of the family photo where the air is thinner. Karen? Karen?!?! " I can appreciate what they were trying to do here but if your Christmas photo looks like it should have a "becka, becka, bow wow" soundtrack playing in the background, then you may want to reconsider the card. I can't decide whether I like the garbage bag dress, the swamp or his black socks in the water better. "That's it, Steve. This reminds me of a picnic. Um, yeah. Awkward Pregnancy Photos - BLOG - Pregnant Chicken.