Oddities
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The Joke: In the episode "In Lard Of The Dance" Homer discovers he can make money by stealing and reselling grease found in the back of Springfield Elementary's kitchen. They even build a contraption so that they can steal the maximum amount of grease in their car, like so...
13 Simpsons Jokes That Actually Came True
Shoot First, Eat Later: 7% - Life lessons from a 90 yr. old woman
Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written.
Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
Politically Correct Bedtime Stories: Modern Tales for Our Life and Times is a book by James Finn Garner , published in 1994, in which Garner satirizes the trend toward political correctness and censorship of children's literature, with an emphasis on humour and parody . [ 1 ] The bulk of the book consists of fairy tales such as Little Red Riding Hood , the Three Little Pigs and Snow White , rewritten so that they supposedly represent what a "politically correct" adult would consider a good and moral tale for children." Because I could not stop for Death " is a lyric poem by Emily Dickinson first published posthumously in Poems: Series 1 in 1890. The poem is about Death . Dickinson personifies him (death) as a gentleman caller who takes a leisuirely carriage ride with the poet to her grave.
