30 Funniest Jerry Seinfeld Quotes. 30 Funniest Jerry Seinfeld Quotes Published on 9/20/2006 Some of the best Jerry Seinfeld jokes and funny Seinfeld quotes.
I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Very Funny Ads.