Triond - Dashboard. Forums. Community. Community. Fazal4love. Armidavreyes. Sayansdesk. The San Diego Super Chargers Win The Afc West. Mad House Chargers Bengals. Motivational Perseverance Nonstop Driving Lessons. The New Year, Make It Good! Gringmo. Cheers From Ireland and The Leprechauns!! Tiger Woods Found Dead in His Vehicle Outside a Convenience Stor. Image Credit Google Images (Boy he looks unhappy) Tiger Woods was found dead at a convenience store in Myrtle Beach, Florida Saturday morning, January 9, 2010. It was a truly grissly scene as detectives and the Florida Highway Patrol responded to several 911 calls early Saturday morning. A security video tape showed Tiger being orally copulated by a well known crossdresser in the area, Cindy Swallow, also known as John Johnson the jerker. He is a common sight and all the locals know of him and his habits of soliciting sex from minorities.
The clerk at the store who wished to remain anonymous said that Tiger appeared distraught and inebriated but was aware or the recent press releases so he sold a fifth of Jack Daniels Whiskey to him. Image Credit Google Images (Boo-hoo) With all the recent scandal freshly behind him, Tiger just needed some sweet release and Cindy offered it to him, before of course, Tiger Woods was dead. Image Credit Google Images (He sure looks sad) Paris Hilton Has Near Death Experience. Image via Wikipedia It is settled then. Paris must virtually die although some of us will feel guilty about it. I think it might be even better to do a possible story for viral sake let me demonstrate.
Paris Hilton may be re-evaluating her party girl ways this week after nearly losing her life in a freak accident that resulted in several bruised ribs and that nearly caused her to plummet 1500 feet to a certain death. Paris paced back and forth across the bar kicking over several drinks and carrying on about how people just weren’t fun anymore. Local Dj SweeetieVee wasn’t so kind in her assessment of the situation. Etc etc etc now something like that could go viral and you would probably not get sued for nearly as much. Brad I loved this, I had too… For more on this story, visit The Bo Jack Express!
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