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You And Me Could Write A Bipartisan Romance
Some Callers Are Proper Dementor
The Land Of The Free From Thought
It's the quintessential symbol of Halloween: the Jack-O-Lantern.
No Happy Ending (A customer brings a book up to the counter, but the front cover is torn off, along with some pages.)
Less Than Meets The Eye
Magic Marker Customer: “Excuse me, I want a piece of this cheese but the only one you have expires tomorrow.”
On Completely Different Wavelengths
Facebook Fan Page: Ten possible pranks to play on a friend (No survey, no effort!) Swap the number of their partner and their mum in the phonebook of their mobile, embarrasing and potential devastating, but well worth it! Order a taxi from every single local taxi company to their house, all with their name… I advise using a new sim card!
Since our posts here on CW invariably manage to offend someone - carrot lovers, grammar Nazis, Canadians - we've decided that *today's* commentary won't be offensive to anyone .
The Cup Is Half Empty Kinda Guy (The chain we are a part of has a free coffee/warm beverage deal if you buy a cup with their brand, new each year of course. A customer comes to cash registry with smoking hot cup of warm coffee and a candy bar.