27 Hilarious Detention Slips (PHOTOS) Ford Releases New Campaign Slogans in Wake of Swearing Controversy. Penis length: Research find new way to measure penis length. Penis length cannot be determined by how big his hands or feet are -- those and other supposed indicators have been widely discredited for years.
But now a team of Korean researchers has produced what may be a more reliable guide: the ratio of the length of his index finger to that of his ring finger. The lower that ratio, the longer the penis may be, the researchers wrote Monday in the Asian Journal of Andrology. Dr. Tae Beom Kim, a urologist at Gachon University in Incheon, Korea, and his colleagues studied 144 men over the age of 20 who were undergoing urological surgery for conditions that do not affect the length of the penis.
One member of the team carefully measured the lengths of the index and ring fingers on the subject's right hand before surgery -- left hands are thought to be more variable. Although it may seem like the results are coming out of left field, they actually are not. Men and women are what is termed sexually dysmorphic in terms of finger lengths.
"Safer" Cigarettes: A History. By Tara Parker-Pope Posted 10.02.01 NOVA Although the cigarette industry has spent much of the past 50 years denying a link between smoking and disease, the industry has also dedicated a significant amount of time and money to develop a "safe" cigarette.
A safe cigarette that can both satisfy smokers' demands for taste and nicotine delivery and placate public health concerns is the Holy Grail of the tobacco industry. The company that comes up with it first likely could dominate the entire industry by selling the newfangled smoke at a significant premium and grabbing market share from its competitors. As early as the 1950s, cigarette manufacturers began looking into the prospects for "healthy" smokes.
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Slaughtered geese to feed the needy. The overpopulation of geese in New York City is going to help those in need in Pennsylvania this summer, according to a spokesman for the New York Department of Environmental Protection.
Last summer, 1,676 Canada geese were slaughtered in an effort to control the city's goose population and improve aviation safety, according to a U.S. Department of Agriculture report. But this year, instead of being sent to landfills, the geese will be transported to Pennsylvania and used to feed the hungry there, DEP spokesman Farrell Sklerov said. What are the best jokes you know that make others laugh in less that 20 seconds? : AskReddit.
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Barrie police said the 49-year-old woman turned up at a local coffee shop at the weekend at the arranged time and proceeded to throw coffee in her boyfriend’s face before slapping him. An off duty police officer then arrested the woman and called for assistance.Local press claim the woman is currently awaiting a bail hearing. Grad students, any ridiculous stories about undergrads in classes you TA? : AskReddit. By Request: IAmA former Knight at Medieval Times. AMA : IAmA. tDs5U.jpg (645×2754) Frivolous political party. Policies and objectives[edit] Often joke parties promote unusual, even absurd policies.
For example, the Monster Raving Loony Party proposes that the white cliffs of Dover should be painted blue for camouflage purposes, and that the number 13 should be abolished due to "its longstanding unpopularity". The McGillicuddy Serious Party sometimes invited readers of its manifesto to write in their own policy ideas, on the basis that the party, being politicians, wouldn't carry them out anyway.
Has done it again and introduced a state-of-the-art money-saving feature! RIM debuts screenless BlackBerry - Hardware - News. Note: this article was an April Fool's Joke.
BlackBerry, to our knowledge, is not planning a smartphone without a screen. BlackBerry announced its latest business smartphone today, but with a twist: it doesn't feature a screen. BlackBerry Dauntless (Credit: RIM) 15 Most Unfortunate Town Names - Oddee.com (funny town names, funny city names...) Penistone, UK (photo by John Nguyen/Ross Parry Agency) Middelfart, another funny town name in central Denmark (photo by Alana Berrington)
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