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4440. Philosophical humor. How-women-and-men-see-colors.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x526 pixels) 12DaysOfChristmasInfographic.jpg (JPEG Image, 1150x5257 pixels) Koopa's Hell. Bingo1. A LADY WHO IS A UROLOGIST - Vice Magazine. So there’s this very cute Italian girl who happens to be a professional urologist, which means that she handles cocks all day, every day. From seven in the morning to seven in the evening, she checks out cocks. Let’s talk to her. About cocks. Vice: How many penises do you see each day? Chiara: On average, I’d say about 30. Tell me about the biggest, the smallest, and the most disgusting penises you’ve ever seen. I saw the smallest just yesterday. Oh God, I’m going to barf.

That was on a 94-year-old man with a horrible disease, who came in two weeks ago. What’s the strangest disease you’ve seen? Probably the boomerang penis. Is it true that penises can break? Of course. How do you fix it? It’s an operation they do in emergency wards. Fuck! We usually do it to men who have recently had their prostates removed. How do those work? The simplest are commonly known as “whalebones.” So the guy pumps his penis until it gets hard? Have you ever inserted one? Of course. Tell me your most insane story. Rap Translated from Blackness. E-Mail from Grandma » Humor. Harvard Sailing Team - Girls Will Be Boys. Harvard Sailing Team - Boys Will Be Girls. Big break! Giant pool table is 30 feet long and uses 6lb bowling balls.

By Daily Mail Reporter Updated: 03:15 GMT, 22 January 2011 Most people would rather have a swimming pool in their back garden than an actual pool table.

Big break! Giant pool table is 30 feet long and uses 6lb bowling balls

But this is the enormous billiards table, believed to be the largest in world, that an American man built in his yard. Former cage fighter Steve Wienecke used five truck loads of gravel and spent 250 hours to build the one-and-a-half feet high felt-covered pool table. Rack and roll: Steve Wienecke throws a ten-pin bowling ball he uses as a cue-ball on the giant pool table he built in his back garden in Missouri Cue-less: Mr Wienecke throws a heavy bowling ball instead of using a traditional cue in the game of giant pool he invented Players in the game, dubbed 'Knokkers', hurl 6lb ten-pin bowling balls at coloured balls to pot them in giant pockets.

Everything on the table is four times the normal size and players are not allowed to move their feet once they have thrown the cue ball. 'Long arms are definitely an advantage. Nasty case of writer's block creates the most brilliant scientific paper ever. @jetRink: Classified?

Nasty case of writer's block creates the most brilliant scientific paper ever

Was the journal about Area 51 or how to make your own bombs? @TheDarkWayne: He didn't tell us exactly, but he worked with CCDs for Kodak. This was during the 80's so it probably related to spy satellites in some way. (He had a PhD in optics, but when Kodak scrapped their digital camera program fearing it might imperil their film business, he quit to become a physics teacher. Despite Kodak's best efforts, digital cameras caught on anyway.) Is Santa real? « Ask a Mathematician / Ask a Physicist. Physicist: The existence of Santa Claus is an established fact, beyond debate.

Is Santa real? « Ask a Mathematician / Ask a Physicist

I, like most people of my generation, have verified his existence experimentally by means of the “Cookie test”. The idea that millions of people, the world over, could leave cookies and milk out in the evening, and have them replaced by presents in the morning, without a “Jolly Agent” implies a conspiracy on a frankly Orwellian scale. That “theory” can be dismissed out of hand. Occam’s razor alone shows that this is essentially an open and shut case. Santa Claus: Judgmental and Dutch. NORAD (originally “CONAD”) has publicly tracked Santa’s sleigh since 1955.

There are approximately 2 billion children in the world. The Meme-Face Story Of World War II: Pics, Videos, Links, News. It is the opinion of us and our lawyers... Pet penguin in Japan. In Japan, vegetables commit suicide. Keytar.jpeg (JPEG Image, 500x334 pixels) 1268106195_acid_picdump_99.jpg (JPEG Image, 700x442 pixels) First Year Law Student. Greatest photobomb ever?

Dobbs – I’m having a very difficult time wrapping my head around what you’re saying. First of all “The fact that it is photoshopped takes all the originality out of the picture”? That’s just backwards – constructing a composition, no matter if it’s in real life or digitally, is a is a creative task. It puts thought and planning into the picture, instead of just random luck. Sure, a photoshopped picture isn’t a “real photobomb” – but why does that matter? The caption states that this is a photobomb, but that doesn’t mean that you are obligated to enjoy it as such. Finally, I do not in the least understand what’s supposed to be so immature about finding something funny.