John Cleese Letter to America (Notice of Revocation of Independence) John Cleese Letter to USA To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. 1. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day. John Cleese. The Magic Voyage. Monty Python Collection. Just for Fun! Funny Talking Animals - Walk On The Wild Side - Episode Three Preview - BBC One.