FEUDALISM: You have two cows.
Last month, Fox News host Bill O’Reilly stepped into instant Internet infamy when, in a debate with American Atheists president David Silverman , O’Reilly attempted to prove the existence of God by citing the mystery of the tides : “I’ll tell you why [religion is] not a scam, in my opinion. Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. Bill O'Reilly - Can't Explain That Meme