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The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" Witness: "I only have one, you know." Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" Witness: "By death."
Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 . It’s a new sport: water walking. Simply said, really hard task. @ haha.nu Related posts: Liquid mountaineering the making of One of our most hyped posts here @ haha.nu is...
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(I work at a piroshky bakery and have just started my morning shift. A customer comes in with a very obnoxious, self-important attitude.) Me: “Good morning, sir! What can I get for you today?” Self-important Customer: “What’s your freshest thing?”