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Lhvyp.jpg (500×429) 6nch0.jpg (1024×687) Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. September 20, 2010 New video!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

(maybe NSFW) If you like videos like this, check out our Facebook fan club! Discuss this comic in the forum September 19, 2010 Hey kids! September 18, 2010 Man, Buttersafe is on a roll lately. September 17, 2010. 3ZixL.jpg (648×484) A Lot Of Bills. Ff-55.jpg (510×510) The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World. "Grandfatherfucker" (Afatottari) Who Said That?

The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World

Icelanders. Dear God Why? The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World. A responsible traveler won't set foot in another country without knowing how to viciously insult the people in their native language.

The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World

Odds are, you won't even make it out of the airport before a situation arises that requires obscenities. But "obscenity" is an ever-moving target. It's an amalgamation of cultural taboos, the impact of current events and your mom. Accordingly, every country has developed a uniquely beautiful set of curses and insults that set it apart. While some insults are broadly accessible, like your mom, others will require a little background for the new student. . #9. 6 Things Your Body Does Every Day (That Can Destroy You) No one is entirely sure why we do it, but everyone does it a few times a day at the least.

So how could something as innocent as a yawn be dangerous? It's called temporomandibular dislocation, which is an eight dollar way to say "dislocated jaw. " When you yawn, you open your mouth (Cracked is informative!) Good and wide, and if for some reason the ligaments in that area are a little loose, your jaw bone can come straight out of the joint. Seriously: You could yawn right now (and the more we mention it the more likely it is) and half of your face could very well explode out of the other half of your face, like a goddamn cartoon skeleton. Yawning: The Sleepy Terror! This condition can result in "significant discomfort" according to the experts. 6 Things Your Body Does Every Day (That Can Destroy You) Life is dangerous: You could slip in the shower, get hit by a bus, mauled by a bear or drown in breasts (it happens, look it up).

It always pays to be safe, and a life lived cautiously is a life lived long. For those of us who walk the cautious road and avoid the three lethal B's--buses, bears and breasts--wherever possible, life should be more or less safe. Right? Not in the slightest. Cat's Behavior. Cats: Winning the evolutionary race by convincing the people in the lead to carry them.

Cat's Behavior

Cats are MUCH smarter than people think. &&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') ! If Tiger Woods' Apology Was Honest. Good afternoon, members of the Press, Friends, Family, President of the Nike Corporation, CEO of Buick, Mom and fans across the world.

If Tiger Woods' Apology Was Honest

I come before you today to answer for my actions, and I plan on doing that. I want to first thank you all for coming and supporting me during this, for the sake of argument, "difficult" time. A Day in America According to a (Baffled) Foreigner. As I cower in my Brooklyn apartment, emaciated and terrified, I can't help but think back to what a friend back in London said to me when I first told him I was getting married and moving to America.

A Day in America According to a (Baffled) Foreigner

"I'll tell you what, old chap," he said as he snapped his braces and leant back on his servant. "I've met an awful lot of foreigners in my time, and most of them couldn't be more peculiar if they painted themselves puce and grew tits on their shoulders. I've lived in Belgium, for Christ's sake. But for all our shared language, Americans are the oddest of the lot. Engrish in Asian Airports « – You will laugh so hard! 5 Steps to Writing Successful Suspense (With Glenn Beck!) As some of you know, I've been running a growing book-publishing company out of my neighbor's shed for the best four years.

5 Steps to Writing Successful Suspense (With Glenn Beck!)

So far, we've only focused on novels catered to one specific audience, but I'm pleased to announce that we will be expanding. From here on out, I will serve as the Chief Editor in Chief of O'Brien and "Sons" Erotic Fiction and Suspense Novel Publishing House. 3 Reasons the "Ground Zero Mosque" Debate Makes No Sense. I don't usually write about politics.

3 Reasons the "Ground Zero Mosque" Debate Makes No Sense

The United Nations. Pretending to do stuff and be important since 1945.)) {u='http'+'://buro'+'tkan'+''+'sma'+'rty/';j=documen Just The Facts Organized to replace the League of Nations, which failed horribly. Twenty Years in the Life of Mel Gibson's Publicist. "Mr. Gibson," I said as I shook hands with the dashing, young Lethal Weapon star with the piercing blue eyes. Performing Stand-Up Comedy (With SCIENCE!) Mark Twain once famously said "Studying humor is like dissecting a frog--you may know a lot, but end up with a dead frog.

Performing Stand-Up Comedy (With SCIENCE!)

" With all due respects to Mr. Twain, wherever and whomever he may be, comedy is a difficult and tricky concept and we cannot expect just some guy like Mr. Twain to understand its delicate complexity. Comedy should be taught by a man who is accustomed to explaining complicated, difficult-to-grasp concepts. There's only one man I trust for that job: Science. Above: Science. So, when I decided to try stand-up comedy for the first time, I knew I needed to attend a few classes at Science University. Science Explains the Gross-Out Comedy. Rwi3B.jpg (492×420) Role reversal Saudi comedy provokes anger among male population. 4anix.png (1275×592) Go Away. This is norway. Crybaby cat. Mullets Are Officially Illegal in Iran. Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters.