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Disney movies make hanging out with wild animals look like a walk in a fun, happy, completely predator-free park.
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When you're at home you can pop open a beer, surround yourself with an expensive enough entertainment center and let your headaches, responsibilities and dependents just melt away. 21 Office Supplies Too Awesome To Exist Slideshow
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If animals could talk, they would spend most of their time calling us dicks and telling us to get off their land. The traits we think of as "cute" are often simply tricks animals have developed to get tourists to throw them food. Here are six animals that you'll probably want to steer clear of, no matter how adorable they look on that wall calendars. The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You
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