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Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2014 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP. 111338. <JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book <JonJonB> Let's see the results...
<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic? " asked Harry. <JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything <JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. <JonJonB> Harry took the wang. <JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. 353486_460s_v2.jpg (funny,sites,humor,internet,web) picture on VisualizeUs. 23 Funny Facebook Status Updates (10.24.11) Classic things to say when stressed. Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
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