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"How can I help you today, ma'am?" Client: "Is... What your email address says about your computer skills. Shakespeare Insult Kit. Shakespeare Insult Kit Since 1996, the origin of this kit was listed as anonymous.

Shakespeare Insult Kit

It came to me on a piece of paper in the 90's with no attribution, and I thought it would make a cool web page. Though I searched for the origin, I could never find it. In 2014, Lara M informed found the originating author. It appears to be an English teacher at Center Grove High School in Greenwood Indiana named Jerry Maguire. Owned By AutoCorrect. ← Previous Post Next Post → Funny Autocorrects Of The Week (25 Pics) Jon June 18, 2012 0 Click Here For More Autocorrects Of The Week.

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I Love How Accurate This Is. - StumbleUpon. Blog Archive » The Ultimate "Come At Me Bro" Collection. Beethoven. When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.

Beethoven

A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards. " Thanks, Jesus, for the food. 20 Hysterical Roommate Notes. Russians are scary (Dan Soder-Stand Up-01.07.13) Your Daily Life in GIFs (4.2.12) When you see your ex at a party: When your boss catches you not doing your work: When you are crossing the street and someone honks at you to hurry up: When you were a kid and got to go to the playground: When you find a friend you can act stupid with: When you see a girl with a nice butt wearing yoga pants: When someone starts gossiping about someone you hate:

Your Daily Life in GIFs (4.2.12)

My eyes on the road by mustafa zengin. - StumbleUpon. Cute, clever and quite bitter. (1) Amazing and Crazy vidoes. (1) Amazing and Crazy vidoes. Goats Yelling Like Humans - Super Cut Compilation. Gifs with Sound - Mashup. The Bureau of Communication - Fill-in-the-blank Correspondence. FeelAfraid.Com. Aircraft Carrier Story. [MMD] Guys vs Cartoon. Awesomephilia. If you don’t push the shopping cart really, really fast and then jump on the back and ride it as far as it will go, then you’re already dead inside there’s a spider and a moth sitting side by side on my bathroom wall and i’m sure theyre exchanging ideas on how to kill me.

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- StumbleUpon. Dear friends, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following.

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Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.

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- StumbleUpon. The Last Page of the Internet. - StumbleUpon. - StumbleUpon. Sad But.. True. Here Are All Your Favorite Social Networks Explained. 15 Ways to Get Past an Awkward Moment. Aug 13, 2012 We’ve all been in awkward situations, our lives are full of them.

15 Ways to Get Past an Awkward Moment

Nobody’s perfect, but how you handle it can turn an awkward moment into a partial win. Below you will see 15 awkward situations and what these people did to try and turn it around. It might not always work but the best you can do is try, and nobody can take that away from you! (They still might laugh though) 1. 2. 3. 4.

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Too Oddities » put this on. What You're Saying with Your Drink Choice. MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON. Leeroy Jenkins. The Ultimate Way To Wake Up. JAMES FACE - OLI + ALEX. Accurate Candy Wrappers. If Candy Wrappers Were Honest About What's Inside From Chase Mitchell on Illustrations by Jesse "Who laid a finger on my Butterfinger?

Accurate Candy Wrappers

" Eisemann. Comments () Drunk-O-Vision LEGACY. Truth and Lies. My collection of funny emails from my inbox. Subject: 5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

My collection of funny emails from my inbox.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. " After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. "Great! " Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.