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Divert Your Course. Premium Funny: RedBox is Hiring. A taxi driver's ultimate revenge on customer through Facebook - StumbleUpon. Truths For Mature Humans - StumbleUpon. Funny Jokes, Humor and Satire - Honey it's me. Monday, February 7, 2011, 08:14 PM - Random Jokes Posted by Administrator Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

Funny Jokes, Humor and Satire - Honey it's me

When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.... MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? " MAN: "Yes. " WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much. " WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2011 models. MAN: How much? " MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options. " Mother-in-law. I was happy.

Mother-in-law

My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing that bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. Escape_art. How A U.S. Marine Deals With A Cheating Girlfriend. The Meaning of Life. Essays & effluvia: Dog For Sale....Jethro ! Wrap rage. An example of wrap rage with a plastic light bulb package.

Wrap rage

Background[edit] Packaging sometimes must be made difficult to open. For example, regulations dictate that some over-the-counter drugs have tamper resistance to deter unauthorized opening prior to the intended customer and be in child-resistant packaging. Other packages are intentionally made difficult to open to reduce package pilferage and shoplifting.[1] Hard plastic blister packs also protect the products while they are being shipped.[2] In addition, using transparent plastic allows consumers to view products directly before purchasing them.[3] The term wrap rage itself came about as a result of media attention to the phenomenon.

Frustration and injuries[edit] Consumers sometimes use potentially unsafe tools such as razor blades, boxcutters, snips and ice picks in their attempts to open packages.[2] In the Yours survey, 71% of respondents said they had been injured while trying to open food packaging. Solutions[edit] I’m gonna get stuff done today! W-horz3.jpg (JPEG Image, 580 × 1207 pixels) - Scaled (63%) A Well-Planned Retirement - And no one even knows his name. Outside England's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses.

A Well-Planned Retirement - And no one even knows his name.

For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40), £5 for busses (about $7). Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent. The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility. The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee. The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll. Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain (or some such scenario), is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own; and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560 per day -- for 25 years.

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The Tandem Experiment. {*style:<b>Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"?

The Tandem Experiment

Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University. </b>*} In-class Assignment for Wednesday "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. Shark_eats_plane.gif (GIF Image, 471 × 272 pixels) 1311221173290474.gif (GIF Image, 500 × 218 pixels) How Does Mario Keep Coming Back To Life.

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