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Monday, February 7, 2011, 08:14 PM - Random Jokes Posted by Administrator Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.... MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me.

Funny Jokes, Humor and Satire - Honey it's me

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Mother-in-law

I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing that bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/motherinlaw.htm
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The River Current – Your Halloween Costume Sucks

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http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/2010/05/dog-for-salejethro.html?+effluvia) Whether you own a dog or not, you will appreciate the imaginative effort of this owner to find a home for her dog. Read the sales pitch below! Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

essays & effluvia: Dog For Sale....Jethro !

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrap_rage An example of wrap rage with a plastic light bulb package. Wrap rage , also called package rage , is the common name for heightened levels of anger and frustration resulting from the inability to open hard-to-open packaging , particularly some heat-sealed plastic blister packs and clamshells . Consumers suffer thousands of injuries per year, such as cut fingers and sprained wrists, from tools used to open packages and from the packaging itself. Easy-opening systems are available, when desired, to improve convenience to end-users. [ edit ] Background

Wrap rage

Outside England's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40), £5 for busses (about $7). http://dalesdesigns.net/planned.htm

A Well-Planned Retirement - And no one even knows his name.

http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/tandem.htm

The Tandem Experiment

{*style:<b>Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University. </b>*} In-class Assignment for Wednesday "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story.