Doomed Skull Shot Glass. Corkcicle Wine Chiller. Corkcicle.
Not only are this tchotchke's name and aesthetics cute 'n' clever, the item actually serves a utilitarian purpose. Keep white wines chilled, or bring red wines people who don't give a Corkcicle about wine have stored next to their basement furnace up to "cellar temperature", without the assistance and associated melty wetness of an ice bucket. The oeno-savvy also point out that bucket-dunking Chardonnays and Sauvignon Blancs and Pinot...whatever the white ones are...tends to make them too cold, masking complex flavors and aromas. Corkcicles feel they provide clean, portable solutions to wine chilling from the inside out, and achieve Baby-Bear levels of just right over and over again. To use, freeze Corkcicles for 90 minutes, and then insert in a bottle of white wine just after pouring the first glass to maintain the perfect temperature.
Molecular Mixology Kit. The Molecular Mixology Kit introduces the geekiest, eggheadiest, most anal (well, except for those vodka-soaked suppositories...) means of getting drunk yet: by way of deconstructive food science.
Geez, can someone just pass me a can of Natty Ice? Thank y...oh. Uh, so what's that ice blue shaving cream cloud-looking thing on top of your drink? Cap Zappa: Open Bottle, Shoot Enemies, Drink Beer. From now on, bottle openers are no longer cool.
Your bottle opener barely dents the cap? Beer Nerd Board Game Puts Your Brew Knowledge To The Test. "I don't have a drinking problem," you tell people over and over, "I'm just a beer connoisseur.
" Deep down, you know it's a lie -- you probably really have a drinking problem and just aren't ready to fix it. To keep up the facade that you're some sort of connoisseur, you decide to learn everything you can about beer in an effort to transform yourself into a veritable human Wikipedia of malty brews. How to do that? Get yourself the Beer Nerd. A trivia-based board game, it's as great a way to beef up your stock of random beer facts without having to crack an actual book open. The Beer Nerd consists of a 10.5 x 10.5 inch playing board, with game pieces for up to four players and a thick pile of trivia cards for putting your ever-growing treasure trove of beer knowledge to the test. Check It Out. Chill Puck Keeps Your Beverages Colder For Much Longer. Once you take a beer can out of your stealthy DQM Chinook Cooler, there's no choice: you either chug it down or it gets warm soon enough.
And warm beer really isn't my cup of beer. Laboratory Shot Glasses Let You Drink Like A Mad Scientist. Sneaking alcohol into the house without the wife catching you is easy enough.
Drinking with your buddies in the garage and not getting caught is a little hard, though. Well, we have an idea. Tell the wife you're inventing a new chemical and selling it on Kickstarter while looking the part by chugging those spirits down using these Laboratory Shot Glasses. Yeah, that will 100% work.
Designed to resemble miniature laboratory equipment, these containers let you do shots while looking nothing more than a harmless mad scientist toy kit. The Laboratory Shot Glasses Set include four containers: a pair of beakers, one Erlenmeyer flask and one volumetric flask. Each shot glass comes complete with measuring lines and a mixing pipette, which should help the realism a little bit. Sriracha Vodka. CoronaRita Drink Clip Holds Your Upturned Beer For Cocktail Perfection.
You like stupid-looking cocktails.
Kraken Flasks. Rejoice ye liquor-sipping non-smokers who thought the Octopus Pipes we featured last month would be cool, if only you inhaled.
Kraken Flasks are here to evoke equal reverence from those who enjoy a fine swig of Scotch or nip of brandy. DrunkQuest: The 90 Proof Seas. As follow-up to a highly successful Kickstarter campaign and production run, the drinking/magic card game DrunkQuest has launched its first expansion: The 90 Proof Seas.
In case you missed our feature on the original game, here's a quick synopsis: DrunkQuest is Dungeons & Dragons for the boozin' 21+ crowd. DrunkQuest combines fast-paced card game mechanics with shades of the D&D fantasy world with a few 6-packs and a liter or two of Captain Morgan for a party game of competitive entertainment and epic inebriation. Creators Jasn Painter and Athena Cagle of Loot Corps have heard playtesters describe DrunkQuest as "Munchkin with booze", and advocate the portrayal.
They designed the liquor-laden saga with straightforward rules and magic cards that are easy to understand, so that anyone--even those who begin the Drunk before the Quest part--can pick up and get in on the action in minutes. Combo-Action Cards. Pucs Stainless Steel Ice Cubes. I have my doubts that Pucs wouldn't bludgeon me in the teeth every time I took a drink from a glass containing them, but otherwise they seem pretty terrific.
The stainless steel beverage coolers renounce the term "ice cubes", preferring instead to be known as "rechargeable thermal batteries" that give Scotch the chill without the dilution, and keep IPAs so cold they almost won't taste like a skunk took a piss in them. Layered Liquor Gravity Release Jigger. Skull Ice Cube Mold. Neat Ice Kit Lets You Make Ice Like A Cocktail Pro. The Football Briefcase. F nuclear codes and attacks.
Booze, cards, Red Bull, cash, mints, and first aid are a real man's real tickets to power and life-altering--or at least night-altering--decisions. The briefcase. The weapons. The Football. Reinvented, redesigned, and primed to drop the party bomb. In the aftermath of the Cuban Missile Crisis, the US government felt compelled to prepare a handy nuclear decision making tool. Hey, it's better than nuclear war.