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Random Thoughts of People Our Age. Anagrams. Dad Punishments. Courtroom Testimony. These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Courtroom Testimony

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? Google Earth. Me: “Thank you for calling [bank], may I please have your 16-digit account number?”

Google Earth

Customer: “I can’t.” Me: “That’s fine, may I please have your SS number so I’m able to find you?” Customer: “No!” Me: “How can I help you today?” Customer: “I need my balance right now!” Avatar vs Pocahontas. The Jeep Nanny. FOUND by Travis in Baltimore, Maryland Found in the gutter on Ramsay Street.

The Jeep Nanny

I am most struck by the comment about the stove. DOMINOS-PIZZA-COMPLAINT. Women and Men. A Letter of Thanks from Grandma [PIC]