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The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."
Boston Globe Tailors Print Edition For Three Remaining Subscribers | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network
New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network
Tech Trends' Jeff Tate explains the new service that pairs insufferable Apple customers with "friends" that will listen to them rattle on for hours.
Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their Colleg
'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children. It's back to school season, and for a lot of you out there, that means kids going back to college. - Right.
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Lawyers Opposing Health Care Law Cite Kids-With-Pre-Existing-Conditions-Can-Go-Fuck-Themselves Clause WASHINGTON—As the Supreme Court hears oral arguments today on President Obama's health care reform law, plaintiffs aiming to strike down the legislation are citing the U.S. more »
The Onion - America's Finest News Source
David Schafer (Chairman), Steve Hannah (President and CEO), Mike McAvoy (COO), Mitch Semel (General Manager), Scott Dikkers (General Manager, The Onion), Josh Modell (General Manager, A.V. Club) [ 3 ] The Onion is an American news satire organization.
