Original - Upset Stomach Treatment. Pepto-Bismol - Upset Stomach Relief. I'll Try Anything Once: The Pepto Bismol Facial. What?! You haven't heard of this?! The Pepto Bismol Facial?! It's the world's number one secret at-home beauty treatment! AHAHAHA. Durrr. The Pepto Bismol Facial is actually something I just heard about from ... dude, I don't even remember. You guys, I am so not one of those people. I like real beauty products. So, what is it about Pepto Bismol? Anyhow, the facial went like this: I bought a bottle of Pepto Bismol, a product I am proud to say I don't keep in the house because I no longer drink enough to get hungover and unglamorously puke-y.
Then I went to my bathroom mirror and exfoliated, as I always do pre-masks -- using, this time, the excellent Ole Henriksen Walnut Complexion Scrub -- waited for my face to dry, and started gooping. Finally I got a decently even application. Then I went upstairs to my friend Chrissy's apartment so she could take the gorgeous photo above. (Dude's name is Yanni, BTW. Anyway. Okay, so then Chrissy and I went back to my apartment to wash everything off. Physicians Formula. SORRY, JANE, I WENT CRAZY FOR A WEEK: 3 Beauty Products To Snap Me Out Of All That. WELL. It was an EXTRAORDINARY week -- I mean last week -- erm -- here at xoJane.com, and I missed the whole goddamn thing because I was depressed.
Deeee-PRESSED. Slogging around my apartment in leather pants throwing books at the wall all sad and a little hoarse and croaky-like, like Bob Dylan: “A HARD RAINNNN’S A-GONNA FALL.” Indeed. AND while I was gone I basically got fired. CALM DOWN, Cat! (deep breath) Let me start over a little bit. LIKE: Every day for a week straight, last week, I got up and stalked my way over to Le Pain Quotidien (New York’s CHICEST pastry chain, really — have you heard of it?) That’s right: JAM. What I do not crave is being seen in such a state by anyone: co-workers, friends at parties, men I have crushes on. (Incidentally, whenever I am feeling like I am starting to go crazy, I spritz on loads of Guerlain Shalimar:) I italicized the name the make it fancy, 'cause it is. Anyway. And I stopped going into work.
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