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They were the object of so many of our childhood nightmares. The psychotically animated faces. The big red noses. The costumes. There’s a lot to be afraid of. Los Angeles-based photographer Dusti Cunningham offers a new perspective on clowns that we totally dig. Check out more of Dusti’s NSFW photos on his website and Tumblr page. Scroll down to see hot gay clowns that just might have you reconsidering your greatest fears. How Animals Eat Their Food. LA Stories: Best Served Cold: How I Bitchslapped My Ex at his Wedding. AUTHOR'S NOTE: This totally isn't my story.
I would certainly never do anything like this. But I, um, heard it somewhere. Yes, that's it. I totally heard this story somewhere and I'm sharing it with you. In 1-st person narrative form. I'm not big on revenge. When I found out my ex was engaged, I was elated- it solved a little problem for me. See, I kept having these nightmares where I was angry, and shouting or even trying to fight my ex and the girl he'd cheated with. I never wanted to get him back, but OH how I wanted to get him back... So, I set about with a bit of deviousness. I'd had no contact with my ex since he came out with the truth, that he wasn't "taking a break," that he was, in fact, long gone and already living with his new fangirl. I chose a few select people and told them that come hell or high water, like the Frankenstein's monster he'd created, I WOULD BE WITH HIM ON HIS WEDDING DAY. Me, on the day I signed, wearing my actual divorce papers.
LIVING IN BROOKLYN. Bjork Explaining Television Is Everything You'd Imagine Bjork Explaining Television to Be - Alexis C. Madrigal. "This is what an Icelandic poet told me.
And I became so scared to television that I always got headaches when I watched it. Then, later on, when I got my Danish book on television, I stopped being afraid because I read the truth, the scientifical truth and it was much better. " Björk. Ethereal, tiny, quixotic, Icelandic Björk. At some point in the past, someone stuck a camera in front of her face and told her to explain television. Look, you just have to watch it. Hello. The strange thing is, all those tiny dots are ... real. Although I sort of prefer Björk's half-theory that there is a city inside televisions that produces the programs, that we gaze down on the miniature doings of the residents of TVland, projected to us like a photomosaic, the individual doings of all those tiny people somehow combining in our minds into Everybody Loves Raymond. You shouldn't let poets lie to you. Via Douglas Wolk. Louisiana Man Stops Robbery By Quoting Pulp Fiction. DeQuincy, LA — A local DeQuincy man is a hero today after he single-handedly stopped a couple who were attempting to rob a coffee shop.
His quick thinking saved the day according to restaurant manager Ted Barkins. “He just started quoting movie lines from Pulp Fiction. The robbers kind of went berserk and then they just left.” Local hero 35-year-old Paul Horner who thwarted the would-be robbers told reporters how he saved the day. “It was really lucky that I had my wallet with me that said ‘bad motherf*cker’ on it. Longtime diner Shilda Vafaei said it was a pretty tense moment. “After I said the comment about my wallet the robbers started freaking out.
Barkins told CNN he was concerned about the health of Mr. “In every other parallel universe this man would be shot and killed but not here in DeQuincy,” Officer Davies from the DeQuincy Police Department said. The robbers are described as a white male and female aged 35-45. When Wet Dogs Shake, We Witness The Most Majestic Moment In The Animal Kingdom.