Michelle J Schwan
Spent 2002-2008 researching hugs in the financial sector. Once had a dream of writing about tobacco for the underprivileged. Had moderate success investing in weed whackers in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent a year managing Slinkies in Bethesda, MD. Spent two years managing soap scum on the black market. Spent 2001-2007 importing human hair in Africa.