5 Things They Never Told Us. Given the opportunity, there are probably a lot of tiny, superficial things you say to your fourteen-year-old self, (Get a haircut; Stop being a smartass; Maybe try not masturbating for, like, a night, and see what that does to the amount of free time you have). Small things you wish you'd known, because they would've made middle school, high school and whatever comes after slightly easier. There are also much bigger things, things about life and growing up that someone damn sure should've told you about. You Don't Become An Adult, You Just Suddenly Are One When I was younger and looked that I considered to be adults, I had a number of various feelings, depending on who I was looking at. Certainly you're not an adult, because you're just wandering around, still trying to figure out how life works as you go along. The Reality There's no test, there's no light, and there's no tangible event that signifies the transition into adulthood.
There's no class or test or paperwork to sign. 5 Reasons The War Between Dog and Cat People Needs to Stop. It seems like there's been a never-ending argument between certain "dog people" and "cat people," which seems pretty crazy considering how most of us can agree that dogs and cats are both cute and both make good image macros. A lot of people just seem really invested in proving for whatever reason that one group is better than the other, which is plain silly for a number of reasons.
It's Unsportingly One-Sided First of all, at least in pop culture today, the cat people seem to be getting the worst of this pointless PR battle. Cat-owning women already know what it's like -- everyone knows about the "crazy cat lady" stereotype. Cat-owning men don't have a great time of it either. But dog owners have no such problem. Some heterosexual male cat owners feel positive everyone is sizing them up as gay just because they own a cat, or that they have to come up with an excuse that it's only temporary until they get a dog. Dog People and Cat People Are Different, But it's Overblown It makes sense.
15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children. Toys are carefully planned investments that companies spend countless hours developing in the hopes that children will use them to foster memories that they'll cherish for a lifetime. But sometimes, they just end up looking like dongs. Punisher Shape Shifters Crotch Rocket Wait, seriously? That's a real toy? The video is also disturbing. Man, this is not a good start. To be fair, this was part of a "Shape Shifter" line of toys--basically a Punisher transformer--and we're catching him in mid-transformation (we're assuming Frank Castle's transforming capabilities aren't canon). OK, that's just...that's just horrible. So, for the second time we have to ask if the people designing products for children are just amazingly naive, or if they're a bunch of giggling stoners seeing what they can get past the marketing team. The Fr-ooze Pop was marketed to kids in Singapore using a voice that repeatedly says, "lick it, suck it.
" If so, then what's our excuse for... Ah, that doesn't look too bad. 6 Giant Blind Spots In Every Movie Alien's Invasion Strategy. Hollywood has fed us a steady stream of alien-invasion movies since the 1950s. At the moment we're trying to forget Skyline and waiting for Battle: Los Angeles, which is coming next month. But this is a good time to ask ourselves why exactly the alien invasions we see on the silver screen always seem to end in disaster for the invaders, despite their ridiculously advanced technology. With that in mind, we have some words of advice for any alien civilizations thinking of vaporizing us and stealing our brains.
So you're a wormhole-surfing, intergalactic warrior civilization with invisibility shields and lasers that evaporate people under their clothing? That doesn't mean you can just skip over the basic stuff. It's absurd to imagine a technologically advanced civilization that goes extinct because they all forgot to breathe, so why are alien invasions so consistently foiled by the invaders' neglect to so much as slip on a jumpsuit before they expose themselves to our toxic environment?
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