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TOUR BAR & No seriously who ruine it### Random internet images (258 of 805) Bored at work. Photoshopping Justin Bieber's head onto things. From: Simon DempseyDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.37pmTo: David ThorneSubject: No Subject Did you draw Justin Biebers face on all the images in my stock images folder and save them over my files? From: David ThorneDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.44pmTo: Simon DempseySubject: Re: No Subject Yes. From: Simon DempseyDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.49pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: No Subject What the fuck for? From: David ThorneDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.56pmTo: Simon DempseySubject: Re: Re: Re: No Subject I didn't think you would notice.

From: Simon DempseyDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 1.05pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject But what did you put Justin Biebers face on them for dickhead? From: David ThorneDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 1.12pmTo: Simon DempseySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Artwork You can still use them. From: Simon DempseyDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 1.27pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Artwork No. Right dickhead. Ten Formal Complaints in Six Months. Apparently after receiving three, you are meant to have some kind of formal meeting between the parties involved but this never happened. According to the rules, if there are five complaints, an external mediator has to be bought in. This didn't happen either and I was quite disappointed. I don't really have anything against Simon apart from the fact that he likes the band Nickelback and I have no idea what his problem with me is, as I'm pretty sure I am an absolute pleasure to work with.

I brought in donuts once, which is pretty nice. Click here to watch me on the roller-coaster. Click here if you want to see the Justin Bieber files for some reason. Click here if you want to see the "man singing". Click here to see photos of Simon naked. E-mails from an Asshole. From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org: Hey, I couldn't help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don't have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I'd help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information? Mike From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow: yeah that would be great thanks From Mike Partlow to Joel *******: Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com.

Ok thanks From Joel ******* to Leo D: hey there your friend mike told me that you were interested in selling your jeep comanche? From Leo D to Joel *******: Ugh...freaking Mike. Sorry about that. Leo From Joel ******* to Leo D: okay... From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell: hey your friend leo told me you were selling a comanche? From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******: Ah, Leo! I dunno. i just met him online Do me a favor, will ya? Are you selling a jeep comanche? What did Leo say? He said he is good Great! Oh god dammit. fine give him my email Will do! Hey, I just talked to Leo. Yes!