Hi, my name is amber.
Official satanist as of 28.10.10
My main goal is to touch every child under the age of six. Under eight maybe if the occasion calls for it.
Right now? Well I'm masturbating to the thought of dancing chicken nuggets. I love dick
In summary, I kick ass. It's tested. proven..it works.
Music; c'est ma vie.
Friends; who needs em? ;D Can't do without mine :)
Important book by historian and (unsurprisingly) activist , Howard Zinn .
When you get caught making fun of someone behind their back: When a hot girl walks by a group of guys: When your hair just won't do what you want: When you make a reference to something funny and no one gets it: When you hear the words ‘food’ and ‘ready’ together:
Got another book report to do? English teachers have the inconsiderate habit of assigning mammoth-sized works of literature to read and then actually expecting you to do it. This wouldn't be so bad except that invariably the requisite reading is as boring as fly fishing in an empty lake. Half of those books don't even have discernible plots.
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Yes, those lying, imperialistic dogs have lied to you again. They have told you that would would find the following URL here: http://www.lilesnet.com /humor/smart_ass_answers_2008.htm
Litte Caleb didn't know quite what he was in for on April 1 this year. Luckily, baby's first April Fools Day joke was caught on tape.
Here’s something that would look right at home on the wall of any Star Wars fan’s den: An Admiral Ackbar Singing Bass.
Jun 29 Not to sound full of myself, but I’m pretty sure this is the be all, end all of popsicle roundups. There’s a little something for everyone: the foodies, the purists, the ones who prefer frozen yogurt, the ones who prefer a little alcohol, everyone. Tweny-five options to be exact. The post I did last summer on the cold guys was one of DC’s most viewed ever, so I thought you’d all be up for another round – was I right? Click on the photo to be taken to the recipe.
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RGB Murals Use Colored Light Filters To Create Beautiful Optical Illusions Carnovsky is a creative duo comprised of two Milan based artists, Francesco Rugi and Silvia Quintanilla. Their latest project RGB looks at image creation through a new lens.
It doesn't matter whether or not you believe in ghosts, there are some places in which none of us would want to spend a night. These places have well earned their reputations as being so creepy, tragic or mysterious (or all three) that they definitely qualify as "haunted." Places like...