Cleverbot. Coltin1948. LIVE WRITE DREAM. Yes, I read it. It's still stupid. My mother is now harassing me for timely, vampirely updates. Sorry, Mom! Here’s a chapter! Don’t ground me from reading Twilight :( ADVERB COUNT: 75. Edward drives Bella home so she can change. Oh, wait! Bella kisses Edward goodbye and meets Jacob and Billy on her front porch. Billy is all suspicious and angry and came by just to drop off some fish fry. Old Indian isn’t taking any of that. Bella’s all “UGH people caring about me I HATE THAT,” and heads upstairs to change. Jessica calls her.
She broaches the subject gently, informing him that she was at the Cullens’ house, and she has a sort-of date with Edward tonight. Edward knocks at the door, standing in a “halo” of porch light, “looking like a male model in an advertisement for raincoats.” “So I hear you’re getting my girl to watch baseball.” Uh, actually, that does stop us, from doing a lot of things. Of course the cop is completely okay with this. Edward brought the jeep. The jeep stops, and it’s time for Superman Run. Oh. A-ha! FML. MLIA.