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22335.jpg (JPEG Image, 550x413 pixels) 640x566 pixels) 19 Hilarious Harry Potter Comics. Nobody Told China About The Fall Of The Nazi Regime. 16 Wonderfully Stupid Test Answers. Lesson 58 - Experience. Apple_water_page-1024x998.jpg (JPEG Image, 1024x998 pixels) - Scaled (64%) So That Happened. Tonight at the supermarket I found myself behind a pretty girl in the checkout line.

So That Happened

The universe hates me. Lsi29bvIrW1qhyutao1_1280. Or2dv.jpg (JPEG Image, 588x720 pixels) - Scaled (89%) Tattoos1d.png (PNG Image, 610x629 pixels) Wall Photos. A-little-moody1.jpg (JPEG Image, 870x999 pixels) - Scaled (64. Oldvsyoungworkers.jpg (JPEG Image, 550x610 pixels) How Girls Pack A Suitcase. Marc Johns: Drawings on paper towels. I did these two below in a Starbucks washroom: New to the site?

Marc Johns: Drawings on paper towels

Look at some more nonsense drawings here. I originally posted these paper towel drawings about 2 years ago to Flickr and Vox, long before I had this site. They have since turned up on a number of blogs (and now tweeted by Ashton Kutcher and Rainn Wilson, and blogged by Urban Outfitters and Alltop), so I thought I'd get in on my own action and post them here. Oh, and one of these photos appears in Rainn Wilson's book Soul Pancake. Dear blank, please blank. Wenn man nicht aufpasst, kann es passieren, dass man ohne es zu merken gleich mehrere Stunden auf der “Dear blank, please blank” Homepage verbringt.

Dear blank, please blank

Wenn ich nicht so vorsichtig wär, würde ich wahrscheinlich jetzt noch dasitzen und eine lustige Kurznachricht nach der anderen lesen. Wer von euch ausreichend Zeit hat, sollte sich die Seite nicht entgehen lassen. Es ist jedoch besser die Finger davon zu lassen, wenn man noch bei der Arbeit ist. Für diejenigen habe ich hier eine kurze Light-Version zusammengestellt: Die Karten sind hier im Etsy Shop für jeweils 4,50 Dollar erhältlich. NJ79j. 38986_413224331198_678461198_5093458_7769596_n.jpg (JPEG Image, 720x382 pixels) Todd Lamb Notes From Chris Gallery. Welcome to the “ Notes From Chris” gallery. These are notes that I post around New York City from a mysterious man named Chris. Chris wants to do tedious things with people.

He also has lots of problems. “ Notes From Chris” is a project started by Todd Lamb in 2008. See a YouTube video of the notes being read on stage in NYC and an interview in the Village Voice . 25 Great Calvin and Hobbes Strips. Why Bill Watterson is our hero.

25 Great Calvin and Hobbes Strips.

We've re-launched Progressive Boink, friends! Our new front page is here. Doom... Doom... DOOM! Advantages_of_being_colorblind.gif (GIF Image, 415x299 pixels) The Funniest Police Blotters Ever Printed from Oh, News! If there was ever a reason to save newspapers (and print media in general, I guess), it's the police blotter.

The Funniest Police Blotters Ever Printed from Oh, News!

Idiots keep breaking the law and someone has to keep track. Seth Rogan Rejected by Megan Fox from fRomthEweB. 2011-01-20-MothsToAFlame.jpg (JPEG Image, 304x1386 pixels) - Scaled (46%) Shakespeare Insult Kit. The Dwight Schrute Knows Best Meme. Oh Dwight, you are the best thing to happen to the US version of The Office.

The Dwight Schrute Knows Best Meme

The wry second-in-command at the Scranton office of Dunder Mifflin is famous for his obscure knowledge and comically literal interpretation of… well… everything. And so the Dwight Schrute Knows Best meme or simply, the Dwight Schrute meme was born: Enjoy the Dwight Schrute meme? Check out Part 2: The Return Of The Schrute Meme and Schrute Facts. JAMES FACE - OLI + ALEX. Best Customer Service Recommendations Ever. Half-Naked Male Stripper Works the Pole on the Subway. Sorry, sweetie.

Half-Naked Male Stripper Works the Pole on the Subway

I see I touched a nerve with my comments. Are you a subway dancer? How exciting! Tell me, Matt, at what age did you first begin to lust for the pole? Was it the day your parents abandoned you on that subway platform? You made your way home, much to your moms disappointment, and saved your allowance for a speedo i'll bet. Or was it because you already had scabies and chlamydia so you decided, what the hell, why not roll around on the floor of a subway car?? Or was it the naughty thrill of putting your hands and face all over a pole thinly glazed with human sweat and fecal matter?? So many good reasons!! Take it from a person who showers regularly and does not spend any percentage of my day on the floor of a public transportation vehicle, people are, believe it or not, rather comfortable around me. They do not, for example, turn to me and inquire, "Is it me, sir, or do you smell like a homeless mans foreskin?

" All in a days work though, right Matt? Hot Bed. 20 Hysterical Roommate Notes. LOL KITTYS ! FUNNY LOL IMAGES. About_your_pants.jpg (JPEG Image, 498x499 pixels) 6a00d834522c5069e20120a91b7fc9970b-pi (JPEG Image, 500x315 pixels) Comic104.gif (GIF Image, 400x752 pixels) - Scaled (85%) A-little-moody1.jpg (JPEG Image, 870x999 pixels) - Scaled (64. Jenny vs. Spencer. JENNY vs. Water is dangerous. This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26.

Water is dangerous

He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide. " And for plenty of good reasons, since: it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting it is a major component in acid rain it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state accidental inhalation can kill you it contributes to erosion it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. He feels the conclusion is obvious. 6a0120a721c2d7970b0133f1c7c40a970b-pi (JPEG Image, 400x400 pixels) Morning Inspiration. Parking Lesson Leaflets - Mental Discharge.