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From: Shannon Walkley Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am To: David Thorne Subject: Poster Hi I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon. This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number. Thanks Shan. From: David Thorne Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am To: Shannon Walkley Subject: Re: Poster
According to a crazy religious leader named Harold Camping, the world is supposed to end this Saturday. This guy has predicted the end before, but this time he swears he’s right. Since none of us can be certain, we here at Fork Party have been stocking up on porn and weaponry for the last few days. Here are 50 examples of how other people on our planet are taking to the news via their Twitter and Tumblr accounts. We have also included some very blasphemous renditions of “The Last Supper” to secure our place in the fiery depths of Hell… this Saturday. Twitter
We all knew that Chuck Norris was a lady’s man… but until this point we were under the assumption that no womb could contain the offspring of Norris. This child was obviously conceived when Chuck Norris made love to his own fist. Not only does this kid withstand the impact of this vehicle… but after his 3 mile slide… he miraculously gets up and walks away.
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" Witness: "I only have one, you know."