Ten Formal Complaints in Six Months. Apparently after receiving three, you are meant to have some kind of formal meeting between the parties involved but this never happened. According to the rules, if there are five complaints, an external mediator has to be bought in. This didn't happen either and I was quite disappointed. I don't really have anything against Simon apart from the fact that he likes the band Nickelback and I have no idea what his problem with me is, as I'm pretty sure I am an absolute pleasure to work with. I brought in donuts once, which is pretty nice. I found them in a bin and left them near Simon's desk. Click here to watch me on the roller-coaster. Click here if you want to see the Justin Bieber files for some reason. Click here if you want to see the "man singing". Click here to see photos of Simon naked. Extraordinary magician. Hilarious Spelling Bee Word. Rs.jpg (274×480) "Flowchart: Can You Skip Class Today?" by Kevin Corrigan.
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Zorro?" The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. The mistress: Me too!
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours? " "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke. " The ostrich says, "I'll have the same.
" Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual asks the waitress? " "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62. " Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time? " found an old lamp. Me two wishes. Would always be there. "
Www.cs.columbia.edu/sip/sipit/funeral.txt. Dear friends, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Bachelor Vision. Best Insult. Don't be racist. Chris said... It's run like a Kenyan. Not a Jamaican.
July 3, 2011 at 7:02 AM Anonymous said... Gets as much consensual sex as a china man July 3, 2011 at 8:40 AM And f*cks John and people like him in the a$$. July 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM Chris is a troll... dont liesten to him!!! Chris... July 3, 2011 at 11:31 AM the last guy0(john) is fucking stupid jews are a religion not a race July 4, 2011 at 12:54 AM /\ Italian, English, Mexican and Japanese aren't races either, you stupid inbred fuck.
July 4, 2011 at 1:28 AM Captain.Boobshine said... Wow way to steal a post off of failbook and white out their logo. July 4, 2011 at 4:10 AM fuck facebook July 4, 2011 at 7:14 AM Anonymous 12:54am: Jewish people are a race. July 4, 2011 at 5:37 PM Jewish people are a race; Judaism is a religion that a majority of Jewish people believe in, but not all. July 5, 2011 at 1:47 AM July 5, 2011 at 2:29 AM there is only one race fuckwads its called the HUMAN race July 5, 2011 at 7:10 AM I like potato salad. A book commits suicide. 110919_cartoon_057_a15945_p465.gif (465×378) Could it happen here? The following is a *true* story. It amused the hell out of me while it was happening.
I hope it isn't one of those "had to be there" things. On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday ca$h I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold is a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is all of the cash I have on my person. Me: "Hi, I'd like one seven layer burrito please, to go. " Staff: "Is that it? " "Yep. " "That'll be $1.04, eat here? " "No, it's *to* *go*. " At his point I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. "Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back. " He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within earshot.
"Hey, you ever see a $2 bill? " Manager: "No. "A $2 bill. "Ask for something else, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A $2 BILL. " "Yeah, thought so. " He comes back to me and says "We don't take these. "Just this fifty. "I don't know. " "See here where it says legal tender? " "Yeah. " "So, shouldn't you take it? " "Well, hang on a sec. " "He says I have to take it. " "No.
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Add your comment here Holy EGG in Your Inbox Show your love to HolyEGG Recommended on Google Cool Pictures | Contact | Disclaimer | Privacy | KMDN FanPage | Truths for mature humans. Jesus-vs-batman.jpg (2250×624) M and M's Combat. Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. There can be only one.